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Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "The only real difference between a wizard and a sorcerer is ___."

The Pants.

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Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! What is a mountain?

Isn't it like. Where you get water from. A water mountain?

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Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! ÉDITION DE QUATORZE JUILLET! (14th of July edition) (which is the national holiday of France, also called Bastille Day)

Marianne, a giant woman (3 meters or 10ish feet) who allegorically represents the Republic of France (kinda like Uncle Sam for the US). She has proportional strength to her size, plus a cool and very symbolic hat (it does nothing combat-related, it's basically just a beanie that represents liberty). She's armed with a short but hefty spear. VS The band Bastille, which consists of four average-sized, white guys from England who are all around 40 years old (all of whom think they must be here by accident). They have one electric guitar and one electric bass to use as bludgeoning weapons, plus a few empty whiskey bottles that could maybe be broken into stabbing weapons.

You have $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bets!

Marianne

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Silly Game Time: "Playing possum" means to pretend to be dead (also sleeping, sick, or otherwise indisposed for people) to avoid trouble. Pick another animal and tell us what "playing [that animal]" should mean.

(Challenge Edition: Use a Random Number Generator, then choose an animal from a list of animals that start with that letter.)

I got Q so uh quail. Well when I had quail whenever I was around they would just skuttle around in the corner. Does that count as playing quail?

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Silly Game Time: Bringing back a crowd favorite! Share with us an inside joke from your life with no context.

(For Example, "Oh hhhello, seeesta." "Hhhello, brudderrr.")

The first ones that come to mind are

Tuna noodle snickerdoodle

Gun gang: Buff! Jacked! Swole!

Khaki pants khaki pants loafers and a headband🎶

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Silly Game Time: Okay, long story short, I am now responsible for raising a baby orangutan who might have been genetically engineered to have human-level intelligence. What would you recommend I name them?

(The long story involves recreational time travel, running afoul of an interdimensional mafia, causing a few paradoxes so as to erase them from all existences after rescuing some of their "merchandise" like the orangutan--sorry about the resultant mandela effects, by the way, those were my bad--and learning that the real treasure was friendship all along ... and also all these jewels I stole. Y'know, nothing particularly interesting.)

Kaizer.

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HI-5

my favorite glitch <3

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I spent too much time on this

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Silly Game Time: Outside of your home, where in your day-to-day life (being as specific as possible) would be the weirdest place to find a horse?

Probably the library #that horse can't read

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“Why isn’t Miko allowed to drive the van?”

Miko if she ever gets her hands on the steering wheel:

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You're BOTH the glitch techs blog. To me

I recently found your account and so far it's one of the main sources I get new glitch techs content and head canons from, also love the glitch techs art I've seen so far from your account

Aww thanks! My brain won’t shut up about glitch techs so i’m making it everyone’s problem forever :D

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Indie game developers ask Mitch Williams to do a cameo in their latest game, shocked at Mitch’s vehement refusal.

(If Mitch gives his face and voice to an NPC in the game, he will give every glitch tech in the world the opportunity to shoot him in the face should that NPC glitch) (other glitch techs really want to shoot Mitch in the face)

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The Hollow is such a good crossover with Glitch Techs, what do you mean people get their memories erased and go inside of a game to compete as teams and when a character is for some reason immune to memory wipes the game glitches??? that’s like, the most GT plot ever

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They deserve a party with less glitches and more glitter, as a treat. (Bergy is trying to do the worm off to the side and they have Opinions about it)

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Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink. You also can't make it ___."

Put on a top hat and do a little jig

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Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! What is one of the Seven Deadly Sins?

Talking Too Much