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[animalcontrolbusdriver]

there are so so many deer. everywhere

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

let❤️me stay

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

y. you called. animal control. for a bug. a cockroach. ok. ok fine. fine ok yea OK FINE YEA.

hello there is an animal that needs be controlled

oh fuck my actual job- yes whats the address? how urgent is this animal? fuck dont- dont touch it just. yea.

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

hello there is an animal that needs be controlled

oh fuck my actual job- yes whats the address? how urgent is this animal? fuck dont- dont touch it just. yea.

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

i. dont have a route this isnt even a bus what the. fuck. yknow what. im goin to taco bell fuck all this

im like. three days from snapping. someone just got in my van, handed me three dollars, and told me coordinates. why. how am i supposed to- IM NOT A PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION SERVICE???

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

i think that violates every law of physics that i can think of. yea sure where to.. bus.

hands you thirteen dollars, two quarters, a dime, a nickel, and three pennies.

i don't need to get anywhere but can you drop these glowsticks off at a acquaintance of mine's place? i don't want them to know it was from me.

- Anonymous

........i . i guess this is what im doing now! i guess im a fuckin! delivery service !! hear ye hear ye. give me money and ill deliver ur shit! can be glowsticks, dead bodies, or even you! thats right! i'll deliver you directly to your doorstep for minimum wage!

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

a. are you a bus. a bus .. getting. a ride on. a..... yknow what sure yea if you can fit get on. i dont even care anymore

hands you thirteen dollars, two quarters, a dime, a nickel, and three pennies.

i don't need to get anywhere but can you drop these glowsticks off at a acquaintance of mine's place? i don't want them to know it was from me.

- Anonymous

........i . i guess this is what im doing now! i guess im a fuckin! delivery service !! hear ye hear ye. give me money and ill deliver ur shit! can be glowsticks, dead bodies, or even you! thats right! i'll deliver you directly to your doorstep for minimum wage!

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

can i pay you to ignore me

- a totally normal and human bus driver i promise (please don't look too closely)

@chosenbusdriver

i. what the fuck are you a catgirl. ok. catperson child. a child. ok yea sure be safe i guess dont die. also i cant ignore you now sorry

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

fuck it yea sure get IN where do you want to go. fuckin.

im like. three days from snapping. someone just got in my van, handed me three dollars, and told me coordinates. why. how am i supposed to- IM NOT A PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION SERVICE???

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

hands you thirteen dollars, two quarters, a dime, a nickel, and three pennies.

i don't need to get anywhere but can you drop these glowsticks off at a acquaintance of mine's place? i don't want them to know it was from me.

- Anonymous

........i . i guess this is what im doing now! i guess im a fuckin! delivery service !! hear ye hear ye. give me money and ill deliver ur shit! can be glowsticks, dead bodies, or even you! thats right! i'll deliver you directly to your doorstep for minimum wage!

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

HEY SORRY WHAT I SAID WAS WEIRD I AM FULL OF CURSES

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

the what the huh. the human sized worm is part of the hwah. and . i. im good on the hug thanks

im like. three days from snapping. someone just got in my van, handed me three dollars, and told me coordinates. why. how am i supposed to- IM NOT A PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION SERVICE???

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

how did you get in here… bird….. bug… guy??? anyways that about lines up i saw someone get in like this little apple car with a worm driving it and i felt sick after this world is so fucked

im like. three days from snapping. someone just got in my van, handed me three dollars, and told me coordinates. why. how am i supposed to- IM NOT A PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION SERVICE???

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

im like. three days from snapping. someone just got in my van, handed me three dollars, and told me coordinates. why. how am i supposed to- IM NOT A PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION SERVICE???

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

hgghhh.... ey... you drug? durgs........... drug.s...... fuck.? hello? m. mind if i take a...... sea.t.. pal.................

There is a bus in front of you doors open. you do not remember it driving up or coming from behind. It beckons to you a whispering tempter calling you to walk into the threshold into its world. it thrums with energy ancient. Unknown. shall you answer its call? There is a bus in front of you and it’s door are open What shall you do?

- @just-posts-from-a-bus-timeline

you know what. its been getting a little chummy around here. maybe ive been going a little mad from the lack of normal human contact, so sure. why not. i'll step into the bus.

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

There is a bus in front of you doors open. you do not remember it driving up or coming from behind. It beckons to you a whispering tempter calling you to walk into the threshold into its world. it thrums with energy ancient. Unknown. shall you answer its call? There is a bus in front of you and it’s door are open What shall you do?

- @just-posts-from-a-bus-timeline

you know what. its been getting a little chummy around here. maybe ive been going a little mad from the lack of normal human contact, so sure. why not. i'll step into the bus.

[animalcontrolbusdriver]

Animal Control driver PLINKO

NO... NO!!!!!!!!!!! DONT PUT ME INT HE PLINKO MACHINE PLEASE-