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So why do you think you are suited to this position?

What are your achievements so far?

What are your ambitions. in reference previous education and work history?

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do you ever buy a beautiful notebook and you left it untouched for months because you don’t wanna “ruin” it

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ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

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you know what I do when I don’t like a character?

I don’t talk about them.

I don’t go into their tag.

If I see an edit of them, I ignore it.

I may even blacklist their name if the dislike is strong enough.

you know what I don’t do when I don’t like a character?

go in their tag

reblog edits of them just to complain

make posts about them

in general, I don’t waste my time and breath on them

it’s….it’s a remarkably simple concept

it makes life a whole lot nicer

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an update that requires me to restart my computer is an update that is never getting installed.

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Gender neutral terms to call your partner

•Snerson (snail person) •Snartner (snail partner) •My snove (snail love) •snail (snail)

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today’s warmup is: various Roses with Steven’s expressions

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Friendly reminder that Ciel is the same height as Nicki Minaj.

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THIS IS SO IMPORTANT OMFG

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when the tumblr app refreshes just as you see something cool

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“your country’s trying to take over/annex my country and you’re making it difficult to hate you because you’re so nice and attractive stop it” au

“we’ve been engaged to be married since we were three but this is the first time we’ve met and your portraits really don’t do you justice” au

“i’m a prince/ss and you’re a servant and we’re not supposed to hang out but we’re gonna fall in love anyways” au

“i’m a prince/ss and you’re my bodyguard and we’re so not supposed to bang but we kind of did anyways” au (bonus: limo sex is great sex)

princess diaries style “i grew up not knowing i was royal and suddenly my royal grandparent showed up out of nowhere and told me i was so now i guess i’m the heir to the throne and you’re my crush from my pre-royal days but i still have a crush on you” au

alternately, “i grew up not knowing i was royal and now i guess i’m heir to a throne and you’re the guy who’s supposed to be teaching me how to be royal bc i suck at it and oops we made out” au

"i’m a prince/ss from a small country nobody’s heard of and i’m in college pretending not to be royal and you’re another student who’s always calling me out on my bs” au

“my country’s going through some issues so i’m here in hiding and you’re a civilian who lives in the same apartment complex as me” au

oh god royal aus

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How is it that I’ve lived in Hawaii for nine years, been learning Hawaiian words and speaking pidgin back to my local friends for nine years, know how to say significantly more complex Hawaiian phrases, and yet I had to turn over a Puna Brewing Company bottle cap to find out that Lilo means “lost”?

And now my heart is busted.

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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my baba sent me this on whatsapp

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Tumblr has got to be one of the most prejudiced websites I have ever been on in my entire life. The fact that you guys weigh the importance of opinions on a person’s skin color or sexuality/gender blows my mind. And then you have the nerve to call that equality?

In the real world we just call that discrimination. Cause, y’know, that’s what the fuck it is.

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Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*

"So how’s school?"

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WHY DO PARENTS TELL THEIR KIDS THAT B’S AREN’T GOOD ENOUGH B’S ARE FUCKING GREAT SO ARE C’S DON’T YELL AT YOUR KID WHEN THEY DON’T GET AN A IN SOME CLASS AND DO NOT TELL THEM THAT THEY CAN DO BETTER WHEN THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY TRYING THEIR HARDEST