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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!
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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed
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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
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“I asked chatGPT” well I asked my friend Tao Yang and he is standing about 10 seconds away and is going to run at you screaming
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life can't be that bad when there's still cat and other assorted creatures
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Fuck you *migrates to another environment and evolves entirely new characteristics over thousands of years*
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what the fuck is wrong with them
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100 year old Galapagos tortoise with a few weeks old Galapagos baby posing for a new family photo, and its own baby photo from 100 years ago.
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jeepeon (based on this image from Let's Find Pokemon)
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