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(second century warlord making a joke at the expense of those who lived in the past) first day as a first century warlord: i can’t write anything down cause paper hasn’t been invented yet

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where's that picture that ruined my life

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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boil him. oil

boiled. send pos

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inventing a new kind of sex that can get that man not just pregnant but also gregnant or pegnate or even prangent

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I'm going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators

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You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?

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I look at the pfps of people liking a drawing of mine and im like oh??

Woah, cute emo guy!! I wanna draw it~ So I did

Well turns out it was a griller

If I was in the jungle i would have died. badly.

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yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

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i love it when fish are like

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I played undertale for the first time and found out that when i was 14 i apparently pirated it named the human Obama played for 20 minutes and killed toriel at 7 in the morning

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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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a great change and a great way to execute the idea