aniskywalker101

[aniskywalker101]

november 5th you will always be famous

[aniskywalker101]

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

[aniskywalker101]

no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed

[aniskywalker101]

me when i'm with other people: i am loved 😌

as soon as i'm alone: but am i 😰

[aniskywalker101]

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

[aniskywalker101]

sometimes i’m like “i should buy some orange juice! i love it i don’t know why i never have it in the house” and then i get some and i remember it’s because some kind of dormant Scurvy Prevention Instinct activates within me like a sleeper agent trained to seek and destroy, except it’s just me standing in front of the open fridge at two in the morning chugging juice straight out of the carton like a crazed citrus gremlin 

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it literally drives me insane that so many companies refuse to send rejection emails like it’s disgraceful tbh. you put so much time and effort into putting together an application and they can’t even be bothered tell you via some measly automated message that you didn’t get the job. you’re expected to just infer

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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

[aniskywalker101]

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

[aniskywalker101]

me: i accept and open myself up to the fact that in order to improve my life i will have to do things that are scary

me when the things are scary:

[aniskywalker101]

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

[aniskywalker101]

i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

[aniskywalker101]

seeing transphobes on tumblr is insane. Brother you are blogging on the trans gay sex website

[aniskywalker101]

why does it cost money

[aniskywalker101]

I <3 dog motifs. I <3 dog symbolism. I <3 dog imagery. I <3 devotion to the point of pain. I <3 unconditional love even in the face of violence.

[aniskywalker101]

It’s literally dark by 4pm. Do you think that’s good for me? Do you think I am loving that

[aniskywalker101]

so-called “old man fuckers” when you desire a man over the age of 50