anitaunderfoot

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all stories are about time loops, except for time loops, which are about grief

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shout out to the OB today who pointed at the still connected umbilical cord/placenta and said "Do ya' wanna get in here?"

God bless you, yes I did wanna get in there

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this is a poem

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I know tumblr has accepted the whole “cat’s internal monologue is a desolate Victorian child” thing but what if a cat’s internal monologue was Gollum/Sméagol

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Tailoring handbook called “Maslow’s hierarchy of tweeds” 

gardening book called ‘maslow’s hierarchy of weeds’

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“Don’t leave [the gas stove] unattended”. A Soviet wall mosaic in Novorossiysk, Russia.

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pedro pascal stans post a picture and be like “sugar daddy🥵 dilf 🥵dom😫 spit in my mouth🥺 punch me in the stomach 🥵yes sir im your whore🥵” and its a picture of a man who looks like he would make it to the quarter finals of the great british bakeoff and then lose. 

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(mostly) based on a true story

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hey quick question how do you think centaurs masturbate

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The Shape of Water (2017) + letterboxd reviews (insp.)

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here we go

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Not enough Hollywood movies have slime and goop. Back before cgi if you had any sort of alien liquid you needed a guy who could make various slimes, goops, or dribble. Not anymore.

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you know how when you marry someone with a title, a lot of the time you also gain that title??? like. becoming a princess because you married the prince.

by that logic does marrying a wizard make you a wizard as well

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birthday tradition 🎂 cakes i’ve drawn on my birthday from 2018 to now

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Prey (2022) spoiler without context: