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just met a three month old pomeranian named horchata. her paw was the size of my fingertip. she looked like half a dandelion fluff
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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
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#court of storms. i'm pretty sure this exists. i'd read it at work if i didn't have anything else on my gdrive#(and it would have to be a really slow day)
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a woman came in today at my job and demanded we give her information about the "supervisory authority responsible for this establishment". most usamerican-karen moment i've experienced thus far lmfaooo
#“hol van kitéve hogy mi ennek az intézménynek a felügyeleti szerve” 😭😭😭😭#it was so fucking random. Then i found out she had Lore......#turns out yesterday she threw a tantrum about our data policy (we take a photo of every client and store it on their profile for recognition#purposes. i don't like it either but it is what it is)#but the thing is by making a profile on our website she already accepted this policy.#she can't register a profile without ticking that 'i have read and understood blah blah' box#and she literally said. “well no one reads those! everyone just blindly accepts!” show me where that's my problem mama !#you're not obligated to use our service either.... like just go find a different place... please...#or at least don't go harass customer service people (she was mostly okay today but i heard yesterday my coworker had it pretty bad)#btw you learn every day.... now i know what the hungarian felügyeleti szerv for cybersecurity is
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#hm.#maybe i'll give it a go in english. sometime. in the future#i didn't really like the hungarian version but also i was like 16 when i last tried so maybe it wasn't for me at that time#(i got to like ¾ of the first book)
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Asking because I overheard a physical therapist say that she uses this question to see if she wants a second date with a guy, and if he says more than like 4 eggs at once it's a red flag.
#3 if hard boiled. 2 (and maybe a half) when fried (but i'm usually grossed out by the end)#in soup form (tojásleves): endless amount#god i need to make tojásleves next week
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i know i'm gonna have my period soon bc i have a headache which i can only describe as that scene when hannibal stabbed that guy in the head with that sharp stick? awl? thick needle? in florence. that's how it feels
#me googling cipészár angolul. but i don't think it was that. it was some kind of utensil#edit okay i rewatched that scene and it was literally a knife....... i don't know why i remembered something else
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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times
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Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies
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happy stratégiai megbukás day to all who celebrate (me)
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never have fun never laugh torture yourself forever in my fucked up realm
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jesus got a whiff of eau de budapest night TM and simultaneously died of longing and nostalgia and had three overlapping anxiety attacks
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what are you wearing rn and is it representative of your style
#lidl bicycle shorts (from the actual lidl collection like it's got the logo printed on it over and over. camp)#and my muse (the band) spaghetti strap tank top i thrifted like twelve years ago#while this is a comfy home fit i wish it was representative of my style
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if white women know one thing it's how to make a bathroom beach themed
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