ankela
ankela
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ankela · 12 hours ago
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Just got beheaded ahh feels so much better
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ankela · 13 hours ago
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just met a three month old pomeranian named horchata. her paw was the size of my fingertip. she looked like half a dandelion fluff
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ankela · 13 hours ago
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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
Share what you got!
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ankela · 14 hours ago
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a woman came in today at my job and demanded we give her information about the "supervisory authority responsible for this establishment". most usamerican-karen moment i've experienced thus far lmfaooo
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ankela · 2 days ago
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ankela · 2 days ago
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Asking because I overheard a physical therapist say that she uses this question to see if she wants a second date with a guy, and if he says more than like 4 eggs at once it's a red flag.
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ankela · 2 days ago
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i know i'm gonna have my period soon bc i have a headache which i can only describe as that scene when hannibal stabbed that guy in the head with that sharp stick? awl? thick needle? in florence. that's how it feels
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ankela · 2 days ago
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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times
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ankela · 2 days ago
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Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies
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ankela · 2 days ago
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im addicted to being a flop im a loser by nature
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ankela · 2 days ago
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left my charger at home. bloodbath
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ankela · 2 days ago
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happy stratégiai megbukás day to all who celebrate (me)
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ankela · 3 days ago
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never have fun never laugh torture yourself forever in my fucked up realm
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ankela · 3 days ago
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jesus got a whiff of eau de budapest night TM and simultaneously died of longing and nostalgia and had three overlapping anxiety attacks
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ankela · 3 days ago
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what are you wearing rn and is it representative of your style
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ankela · 4 days ago
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if white women know one thing it's how to make a bathroom beach themed
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ankela · 4 days ago
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boobs honestly
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