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ankerrigan · 1 hour

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rip steve irwin you would've LOVED laios touden

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ankerrigan · 2 hours

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ok girlies we are at a sleepover. we know how many crush confessions you’ve given and received. now tell us how many people you’ve kissed

#one person two smooches #I found the experience to be a bit mid but I'm open to trying again someday

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ankerrigan · 2 hours

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*gathers all of the people in the world who write the number 7 with a little dash in the center of it so I can study them like little critters and find out what makes them do that*

#my mom does it and I love her :-)

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ankerrigan · 3 hours

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sorry i didn't text back i've been having a bad day since i was like 12 years old

#reblogged

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ankerrigan · 4 hours

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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

#serious question how do I become this person #I want to be the kind of person who eats and enjoys fruit all the time #but HOW

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ankerrigan · 4 hours

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poured you a glass of water. :)

#my diary #god of fun little drinks #stay hydrated!

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ankerrigan · 4 hours

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how's this

I intentionally screen-grabbed this with the lowest quality available, so if anyone knows of a way to lower the quality even more I would appreciate it.

#dungeon meshi #if there's one thing I can do it's make things worse #btw I just dinked around with a bunch of adjustments/effects in paint dot net #then exported as a jpg with the image quality at like. 6-8% lol #then reopen and mess around again a couple more times #most of the crunchy effect is from posturizing; increasing the contrast/saturation; and sharpening

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ankerrigan · 5 hours

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Put me out of my misery (hold me).

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ankerrigan · 5 hours

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when someone reblogs your post like #sfw #not yugioh #☆*:.｡. queue wanna know how i got these scars? .｡.:*☆ #things to show jakey #OP: lakevida #text post #april 29 2024 and it's like i don't want to be stored in this archive it seems creepy and or wet in here

#sorry but tumblr is the creepy wet mildew storage website you get what you pay for

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ankerrigan · 6 hours

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#none u__u

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ankerrigan · 8 hours

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extremely stupid and unfair and annoying that I can do all the right things to wake up (drink water, move around, go outside, eat a meal) and even some of the wrong things (caffeine) and still feel like I could fall asleep standing up

#my diary #this sucks we should kill rich people #it wouldn't fix me but it would make me feel better

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ankerrigan · 9 hours

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I've somehow managed to curate a tumblr experience where I can see one stupid take in the morning and then a couple hours later see the exact same post with a completely opposite but somehow equally stupid take

#my diary #real 'hey man how's it going' hours #I'd say you all need to go outside and touch grass and talk to people more but I've seen the grass and the people out there #our brains are permanently poisoned we're fucked it's joever etc #we're never recovering from social media #or the industrial revolution

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ankerrigan · 10 hours

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Top 10 things a good horror move can be:

1: Someones highly specific fetish but put in a different genre

2: An accurate depiction of fears someone has regarding an institution (medical, police, etc)

3-8: Wet

9: Predominantly practical effects

10: gay

#2 and 10 are my faves #reblogged

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