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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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ayguldavlletova

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colorolii

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fuckk guys I think im gonna lose my job they put me on a gender performance improvement plan

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$20 used to mean something

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give him soup.

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can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture

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hands you a flashbang with the pin removed. hold this for me, okay?

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Boohoo im so alone an a monstaaa

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nona the ninth

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the further i get into season 4 of tma (know i am not finished with it yet) the more baffling the fandom portrayal of melanie as a feral punk angy knife lesbian who hates john for no reason is to me. her arc is literally about getting mental help. What are you people on

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its 1 william years too late for tma meta but it really is crazy how in all the things i ever saw get said about melanie king i dont think i ever saw anyone mention what to me felt like very obvious implications that she was at some point in her past a victim of some sort of abuse

like what happened to you?!?!?

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i’m gonna- *remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health*

… buy an axe in central london

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Derailing my GM when they try to do a gazebo bit by having my character pipe up "actually, I think that's a rotunda".

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went to my best friend’s house last night and saw a little plushie dog and plushie cat that had been sewn together down the middle into a two-headed chimera. I said, “did you do that?” she said, “yes, I saved them.”

turns out at her old job when the last two plushies hadn’t sold and became deadstock, her boss told her to cut them up and throw them out. so she cut them each in half, preserved their heads, and then rebuilt them together.

cannot stop thinking about the way these little plushies were approached with the instinct of a Vampire or some sort of ancient god. “Let me save you [turn you into a monster].”