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mr migraine. my me a grain

make it the hurtest of my stupid brain

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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It's Jonathan Harker. Normal human man.

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i m a normal girl who has normal thoughts all yhe time

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it's so funny on here sometimes you make a post and it gets 5k notes and then later that same day you see some post made two hours after yours, clearly vaguely about your post, taking an opposite stance, and you're like "hang on. are we in an argument?" and then you can remember people can counter your opinions without wanting to beat you to death with their fists in real life. they can just disagree with you. believe it or not. i know we've all been on the internet a long time so we're scared. but it turns out sometimes someone reads your posts and thinks "i don't agree. i'll make my own post" and they haven't hired assassins to pull out your teeth.

i'm working on internalizing this

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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ayguldavlletova

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colorolii

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fuckk guys I think im gonna lose my job they put me on a gender performance improvement plan

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$20 used to mean something

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give him soup.

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can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture

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hands you a flashbang with the pin removed. hold this for me, okay?

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Boohoo im so alone an a monstaaa