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So I'm just realizing that the quest for Artemis in TTC was hella dangerous for the questers because it was during the Winter Solstice, where monsters are most active and more powerful. Especially in Grover's pov. He's travelling with Zöe Nightshade (a hunter/former Hesperid), and 3 (forbidden) kids of the big three gods that he had previously found, namely: Thalia Grace (daughter of Zeus), Percy Jackson (son of Poseidon), and Bianca di Angelo (daughter of Hades). Just imagine the amount of monsters trying to get to them.

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Today I was trying to chat up this girl standing with her friend at a lesbian bar and said “oh are you two together?” meaning were you friends before being next to each other at this bar and one turns to the other and goes with all the venom of a black mamba snake “I don’t know Cara, are we?” and I was like you know what? not my table

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my son

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The psychiatrist who wrote the criteria for narcissism just made an extremely important point about what’s wrong with diagnosing Trump with mental disorders

Dr. Allen Frances says in speculating about Trump’s mental health, we are doing a disservice to those who do suffer from mental illness. In a series of tweets, he explained why he doesn’t think Trump is a narcissist — and how harmful it can be for us to keep assuming that he is.

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We're submitting things we've made?!

I have this giant millipede plush I crocheted. His name is tootimus fruitimus

He took forever...

WOWIEEEE!!! this guy is BEAUTIFUL!! your yarn choice is so perfect, this looks amazing to cuddle with omg

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thinkin about a baby of my acquaintance & how when her parents are hanging out & chatting, she’ll almost fully participate in the conversation–politely watching who’s talking, saying something approx the same length & tone of what her parents are saying, occasionally using a questioning cadence & looking at someone specific for an answer, laughing when they laugh–doing everything except actually using any recognizable language

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celine and rumi doing math homework

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you just doordashed yourself a knuckle sandwich pal

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there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

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knight who is constantly searching for a good and noble king to serve but cannot fucking find one for the life of him so he has to become the good and noble king himself.

and now all these other knights are coming around like "please let me serve you" and like obviously hes going to let them serve him thats the point of being a good and noble king but its also. very annoying. one of you become the good and noble king for once lets trade

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Character with little to no empathy being a good person will always be more interesting than them being a bad person

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lexcorp president lex luthor found disemboweled and there's also a dog

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type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

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it's insane how normalized 3d printing is i don't think people born post 2005 can comprehend how fantastical "appearing things with machines" was as an idea. kind of like cryogenics or VR indistinguishable from being somewhere. like i remember learning about 3d printing about 10 years ago and feeling like it was a little bit sci fi teletransportation magic like it was truly a mind=blown technological moment and now it's just like. do you want to buy this figurine of dawyne the rock johnson as pikachu on etsy

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THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY MADE MY FUCKING DAY

BRO WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HES ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS 😭😭😭