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I wanted to make the most ridiculous build when deciding to play as Astarion origin and went for a rogue/paladin and the worst part that I somehow randomly clicked my way into a damage dealing machine with extremely high crit rate and big chunks of additional radiant damage which is funny because. Well. Astarion is of vamp origin.

The worst part is that narratively the build isn't even that bad and makes an actually decent AU of Astarion redeeming himself without someone like Tav at his side.

[spoilers ahead I guess]

Not to mention that it's absolutely hilarious to imagine how Cazador waits for his twink but there's a whole ass knight kicking the door open. Bonus if he wears a closed knight helmet and no one knows who is this until the last minute when Astarion throws Cazador out of the coffin and let's his helmet fall on the floor to reveal to him IT'S HIS SPAWN all along and he will KILL him NOW.

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Been a minute since I drew my big guy, so here he is throwing a car at other, smaller and lamer agents.

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You have a chance to get a little baby primarch. Who would you choose?

Not asking if you're gonna be a good parent or not because for some of them it literally can not be worse LMAO

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When reading fanfic keep in mind that for professional literature: 

Short story: under 7,500

Novelette: between 7,500 and 17,500

Novella: between 17,500 and 40,000

Novel: over 40,000

Fics over 40k are literally a novel written and shared for free.  If you have written a 40k+ fic, you have literally written a novel.

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The rizz quote to use on Lorgar

"You bear the word, I'll bear your child."

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Bitches too blind to realize that squishy belly is the most attractive feature

Someone (asshole): there's no way anyone could realistically find fat men attractive we need to always strive to stay fit and "healthy"

Me, who heard the words "fat men" and got so horny I nearly passed out: whatt are you saying to me right now

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my HUSBAND my BABY GIRL my MALEWIFE

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If dungeon meshi was set in 40k would they attempt to eat an orc or a tyranid

there are 2 types of autistic men Figure 1:

Figure 2:

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My first ever anime was Spirited Away. I was around 7 years old and I suddenly found it airing on TV after I came home from elementary.

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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

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"so, why did the Horus Heresy happen?"

the black library: *dozens of books detailing every major conflict.*

me, shitposter:

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Merthida is quite a social butterfly so, i think, she'd gladly accept the invitation!

I wanted a hot necron mommy OC, I made a hot necron mommy OC

Necron mommy lore

Lesser Lord Merthida, adored by her subordinates and seen as graceful and beautiful, was a frail and weak woman back when she was in flesh, not even being able to walk by herself. The idea of having a strong body that would never deteriorate seemed pleasant to her so she gladly accepted the "bargain" of changing flesh to metal.

She still sees herself as beautiful, although doesn't really mean her appearance.

Has two separate lower limbs set: scorpion body and default legs. Wears them depending on her mood.

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Vulkan chilling in lava

maybe it's the furry in me but I love the comedy of Primachs having mild animal instincts bc Big E was a lil to creative with DNA in the gene lab

Leman and the Lion carrying their Astartes by the scruff of the neck and moving them around in the middle of the night because they heard a noise and got frightened

Sanguinius going broody and sitting on top of Blood Angels, sleeping in a nest lined with his own plucked down feathers

Corax stealing particularly shiny items and generally being a nuisance around the palace bc there is so much fucking gold

Vulkan temperature regulating by lying in volcanic craters

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Her Highness be kinda fruity...