anneonomus
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Elliot, 22, They/He, Lesbian, White, Cancer, INTP, Garbage, Melancholic, Media Consumer, Dumbass, Writer In Theory, Artist(?)carrd
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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby
#6+#you see. when i was moving. i stole a bunch of my moms pants BDJSVSKABS#i have like 5 pairs of jeans (three of which were hers) 5 khakis (four of which were hers) 5 nice pants (three hers) and two sweats
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people misunderstand what ‘gifted kid’ actually means but it’s ok it’s fine it’s cool it’s good
#i got so burnt out by the time i got to high school i was suicidal and even when they put me in therapy my therapist was like ‘‘but your#grades are so good why are you depressed?’’ and then on the other hand you had my parents screaming at me bc i was making b’s and not a’s#anyway turns out i have autism and a massively spiked profile in which i am very good at school and very bad at literally everything else.#i got scurvy in college bc i’m so bad at feeding myself properly 👍 but my grades were good so it doesnt matter
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#at first absolutely nothing i just stare at the numbers trying to comprehend them for a minute. then#8+8 is 16. 16-1 is 15. 2+4 is 6. 60+15 = 75
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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don’t want to go to the club) the imagination
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it’s a new week!!! let’s do this!!!!! (cries uncontrollably)
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Bit telling that for years and years evangelical religious extremists have been allowed on university campuses with their bullhorns and horrific imagery where they harass students into physical altercations and when students complain to the university’s administration they just shrug their shoulders citing freedom of speech but when those same tuition-paying students start protesting against war and genocide they call SWAT
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i love parking lot
#parking lot time rn#drinking my smoovie bc i can’t eat solid foods bc tonsil infection hurts so fucking bad#elliot should shut up challenge
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sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross
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the self is a guy you made up to get mad at
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being obsessed w a piece of media is so scary. what if my mutuals see how insane i go about it and think oh i gotta check out what this is about and then think it sucks and kill me with rocks. what if they hate my favorite characters
#my GIRLFRIEND started watching [redacted] and i had to start immediately shit talking the character i hate so they knew where i stood#i do not think i could date someone who stanned [redacted] it would be a deal breaker bc i’m insane
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IM SO SICK OF YOU ALL
No nuance allowed. please share for a bigger sample 💕💕💕💕💕
*by eat i mean how do you prefer your cereal.
#no milk truther#i eat that shit out of the BOX with my HANDS like got intended#(obv disclaimer only if it is my personal cereal that no one else is gonna eat)
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(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?
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i like when ventposts self censor in a way thats completely incomprehensible to anyone else like 'im so sick of ****** ******* ******' . im sorry that youre going through it. can i buy a vowel
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It's called tortured poets whatever because T swift wrote it by cruelly jabbing a poet with a cattle prod and writing down whatever rando inane utterances they yammered out in their panicked, pained state
#it’s called tortured poets bc i got a DEGREE in this shit and listening to the album physically hurt me!#have any of y’all ever had a special interest in something for the entirety of your childhood so you go to listen to the new content and#it’s so bad it makes you nauseous.#anyway i haven’t liked her music since evermore (or her as a person!) but i swear she used to make stuff that was at least mediocre#i was frantically googling lyrics to old songs bc like. she did at least used to use imagery and metaphor. not. whatever this is.
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recently someone saw my dissected frog tattoo and said “hey ur frog tattoo is really cool but i think it’s open.” i haven’t been able to stop thinking about this for weeks. what did she mean by that. does she think i walked into a tattoo shop like hello can i get one normal frog tattoo. and 2 and a half hours later the tattoo artists goes FUCK. it happened again. it’s fucking open. goddamnit
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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation
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hm. i feel terrified of everything. surely large ice coffee will ease this terror. surely
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