annienonmouse

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first of all literally any IP can be mashed up with It’s Always Sunny so jot that down

don’t ask me why they’re color coded purple and green it was fun so they are i run with the muppets school of color theory

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Fuck that post going around saying "you can have coffee in your story without justifying it :) you don't need to explain everything :)" I want, no, I DEMAND a fully researched ethnobotanical paper on every single food item in your work, if you don't explain to me where did potatoes come from in your fantasy setting or don't explain how the industry of coffee works over interstellar distances with full detail you are doing things wrong and I personally hate you and I hate your stupid story, fuck you

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ben affleck kenstewy shipper

WHICH COULD MEAN NOTHING

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I fucking hate game apps. I wanted to play tetris the otherday so I figured there must be a simple tetris app out there its the most basic game. But every app is like heres your daily log in bonus of 10 gold! You get 5 free plays a day. Here's an ad. To replay a level costs 1 diamond. You can eart gold by earning points in levels. 1000 points = 1 gold. You can exchange 550 gold for one diamond but we have a sale right now that they only cost 500 gold. Heres an ad. You can buy a loot crate of diamonds for 5.99$! You leveled up! Heres 1 free diamond. Youve run out of free replays for today, would you like to buy some more diamonds? Heres your daily tasks, make sure to log in every day this month for a free reward chest. its free! Heres an ad. Would you like to sign up for this credit card to recieve 10 free diamonds? Invite a friend and you can earn points! Ding! Youve leveled up. Heres an ad. This is our special bonus play weekend, you get one free replay and a pack of diamonds only costs 4.99$. You can use your gold to purchase new skins for the tetris blocks. This ones shaped like cats! It costs 100 diamonds. You need to collect them all. Free to play, may be some in-app purchases.

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is hold

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doing shit alone will have people acting like you're the bravest human being who has ever existed. "omg I could never 😖" I'm eating. I'm going to the cinema. it's not a fucking papal conclave.

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Cute date idea

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he has a 100% divorce rate btw

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Actually cannot stop watching this

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doing it for funsies VS having too much fun (you have lost your sense of self and become a villain)

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doing it for funsies VS having too much fun (you have lost your sense of self and become a villain)

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I just had a dream where the rogues (and also random people I know let's be honest) we're having a party and Oswald was flirting with the Joker by slowly going down a zip line where he had to untie a knot seductively every foot or so.

Joker was at the end hanging on the zip line cat calling him and they were saying things like "mama needs to get ready for bed!"

Also Ed was there talking to me, was annoyed, and said Joker would kill you for a lollipop.

The Joker was Chris Rock.

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Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

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Egg: sunny side up/runny yoke

Steak: rare

Milk: whole milk

Alcohol: red sangria

Warm drink: black coffee

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fellas is it gay to look at a man like this

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somebody could literally make the funniest joke in the universe, expertly crafted and hand made like a fine artisan cheese, but it’ll never make me laugh as much as that one fucking comic where goofy steals a hat from himself in a different panel and defies all logic and starts crying

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"A song you taught me when I was small..."

Don't Stop Dancing (Reprise) from Bojack Horseman / Sarah Lynn and Bojack Horseman in 'That's Too Much Man' S03: EP11 - Bojack Horseman / Claudia & Louis de Pointe du Lac in Season 2 of AMC's Interview With The Vampire