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how to kiss a boy

grab his waist

slip your hand in his pocket

steal his wallet

dont even kiss him

just run

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Okay okay but what I am hearing is they are slowly adjusting us out of the matrix.

Congrats on reselling Neopets but for rich people...

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[gets down on on knee] oppa…marriage style?

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Interviewer: So, Mr Loaf...

Meat Loaf: please, call me meat

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real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time

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when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell

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pour one out to the neopets we left for dead

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Mickey is short for Micholas

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Halloween is only several weeks away. You know what that means! PLEDGE YOUR ALLEGIANCE TO THE SKELETON WAR. OR ELSE SKELETONS WILL BLAME US IF THEY LOSE AND PUT BONES IN ALL OF OUR SOUP. IT’S AWFUL.

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pls let this blow up like the other one

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The umbrella on its way to the academy idk I didn’t watch the show

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