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AITA for taking in my exes child experiment as my own?

I (NB 6000) recently took in a child (F 8) that my ex (M 2500) had been experimenting on. She escaped on her own and I didn't want to just leave her in the hallway so I took her in. He says I have "betrayed his trust" and that I am "harming him" by giving the child food and a bed. He is threatening to tell everyone where I am but I am pretty sure those are empty threats? Either way I will be keeping the child.

What is wrong with some of you people? I love it.

Not the asshole, but only barely. It's rude to interrupt a man's experiments.

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AITA for consuming my companion's pet rats?

I (~570X) am a deity that requires attention and worship for power. Due to circumstances out of my control, I spent a great deal of time unable to even hold a human form. Before I revealed myself to my current companion (20sM), I did small things to draw his attention, but because he believed me to be a figment of his imagination, I wasn't gaining enough power from it. So, I ate his rats so that he would have concrete evidence of my existence! If it helps, they felt no pain. With aid from this event, I can now hold a human form, and this behaviour is behind me.

Smart move! NTA.

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Don't forget to add a NAH (no assholes here) option!

//OOC: I did forget about that; thanks for the reminder!!

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AITA for becoming Jesus without my husband's permission.

For context my husband and I have been married for 40 years. I found a time machine and an alternate version of myself guided me toward doing something or other and I became Jesus. I came home to my husband again with nothing to show for it except the little crucifixion wounds. Instead of being happy for me he's yelling at me for "being irresponsible" and "Messing with the timeline" and isn't even congratulating me on this win.

I don't even know what to say here. Third ask in and you've broken me. YTA because, come on, man. Messing with the timeline never ends well. Trust me.

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AITA for keeping my boyfriend outside the veil? So, for context I (43 M) have been dating my boyfriend (40) for 11 years. Up until about 5 years ago, he was happily oblivious to the world behind the veil. Now, I knew there was always a chance someone else would come along and inform him, especially my half-brother, who is very involved in happenings within the anomalous world. Well, not only did that happen years ago now, but now there is an anomaly coming from inside the house. Not only that, but even after some people told him about anomalies (and my family), I tried to keep his knowledge low and gave lukewarm answers. I have felt like I could have done better to prepare him for this, and it's seriously eating me, but my brother says I'm not the asshole here.

Ooh, a juicy one~ I think you should just suck it up and be honest. Communication, all that blah blah stuff. Soft YTA from me.

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AITA for telling my boyfriend I don't want a therapist because 99% of mine end up at least in the hospital in the first week?

My partner (5000+ M) has told me (35 M) that I should get a therapist. I don't believe I don't need one, I have very horrid luck and a lot of trauma because of it but my bad luck doesn't stop at the door of a therapists office. I told my bf this and he said I should be careful or do it over video call. I told him that one man's computer spontaneously combusted while trying to have a Skype meeting with me and he called me a pessimist and walked out.

He hasn't talked to me since, AITA?

-Dr. G

I think you might need a reality anchor, my friend. I don't think you're the asshole, but what does everyone else think of this?

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Let the judgement begin :]

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