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Warrior????? Cats!!!!!!!!! There is such a thing???

CALLOUT POST

Everyone under the 15 in the fandom on tumblr has read Warrior Cats at some point. DONT DENY IT.

-THE ETHICS COMMITTEE

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He’s trying #EthicalMemes

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First Follower

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Sometimes I feel like I eat too much seeds. Then I saw this! 😆

You are not.. #EthicalMemes

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BOYS Can: A Reminder #EthicalMemes

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Very cute and good

Been thinking about body positivity a lot at the moment so here’s some of my ocs!

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fun squares!!!

by tilthedayidice

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i wish to own it

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Possible SCP noted.

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*chuckles* I'm in danger!

source  Cookie and Mimi

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Possible second instance of SCP-3008. You will be contacted by foundation operatives. Keep your phone on and don't leave town

Surviving IKEA

Never enter near closing hours.

Do not mispronounce IKEA product names. What you summon will haunt you.

Do not trust the arrows.

Walls shift and new ones appear out of nowhere.

Avoid, at any cost, staying after closing hours.

Do not ask employees for directions to the exit. Most of them have been trapped inside the building ever since they signed the contract. These once happy and good people have grown spiteful. Do not trust them. They want you to stay.

Make the bed after trying it out. It makes them less angry.

In case you are trapped:

Find John. He has lived in the store for six years, unnoticed.

Avoid eye contact with employees roaming around.

Hide whenever possible.

The ghost families living in the showrooms won’t betray you.

Do not steal any pencils. It will give away your position.

Avoid walking through the bed area. The creatures sleeping there won’t appreciate your presence.

When music from the 30s starts blasting through the speakers, Walter, the handyman, has noticed you and wants to drive his screwdriver through your ear.

Run.

He often shouts jokes chasing you followed by the laughter of IKEA personnel echoing throughout the store. Never let your guard down.

Open as many wardrobes as you can. Some of them are magic portals. Pray that you find one in time before he finds you.

Only go through a portal when absolutely necessary. What you find on the other side is often not pleasant.

If there is no other option, try pronouncing the name of the IKEA furniture closest to you. The ground will start to shake. Prepare yourself for the worst.

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Foundation operatives are on there way

Cryptid fact: I’m completely immune to sedatives!

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Doctor Hoygull liked this one. Big fan of DnD apperantly.

You’re playing DnD with your friends on your room. Your friend rolls a nat 20 when summoning a demon to fight with your enemies and stay in the party. Suddenly, a loud sound of excitement comes from under your bed and a demon appears from under it, holding a book and a little miniature of themselves.

“Finally I get to play with you guys! I’ve always wanted to but I guessed you guys didn’t need another member!”

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Woah! When did you draw me???

a weird looking pear

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OOC post

There was just recently two shootings in Ohio and Texas back to back. I’m sorry to any victims. 9 people died in Ohio today. I don’t know what to say. It’s a horrible occurrence and I hope the 16 injured recover quickly

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Dr. Hoygull here...

SCP 4396 has just woken up and decided that was the time to scream in researchers ears, try to eat their food, and steal their shirt buttons. We do not know where they have put them. They even stole my buttons. I don’t know how? Or why? No one has a closed shirt under their lab coats, and it is ruining the professional atmosphere. No one knows where SCP 4396 is and a containment breach has been announced. I’m not sure how to feel about this. 

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Woah! That sure is a bird

I am watching you