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i saw the cutest pair on their way to the dumpster this morning, they looked like this:

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okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life

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oh..............thats comfort. thats comfort of my gore character.

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idk if this is a trope or whatever but i love it so much when fictional characters massively downplay the severity of their injuries but in more of a comedic way than a tragic one. like some guy gets impaled and they just glance down at the shard of metal sticking out of them and say some dumb bullshit like "oh man. that's gonna need some ice." and then pass out while all their friends yell at them for being an unfunny idiot with terrible priorities.

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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

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great minds think of dykes

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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happy pride month! miku loves you ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it's hard to describe if you haven't seen them

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True and correct <3

Sighs. fine maybe I will play date everything

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may we live to see the day where the first photo results of your intersex variation aren't graphic photos of igm

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PFF yeah

I have fallen in love with the world and will date everything/j

Sighs. fine maybe I will play date everything

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"i dont go here" you are here. and i'm never letting you go. lunges at you

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Study abroad? Well....only if i know her. i don't like to stare.