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Today's Seals Are: Solve Our Riddles Three!

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Ricky loves to stand on our servers, absorbing their abilities I assume
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Saw a post about how halal and kosher meat will likely be the only reliably safe options in the US because their safety and cleanliness standards aren't dictated by what's the barest legal minimum that government food safety regulations demand.
So you're like 5 years away from "ever notice how the musulmans and jews never get sick from bad meat? clearly this is proof that they are poisoning us" right now.
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topping people in the way clueless dogs do. mounting and humping them like i can’t help it, it’s just instinct. growling with pleasure into the crook of their neck and cumming against them
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topping people in the way clueless dogs do. mounting and humping them like i can’t help it, it’s just instinct. growling with pleasure into the crook of their neck and cumming against them
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put me in the 1 inch x 1 inch x 1 inch box coach!!! I'm all fired up, I'm ready!!!!!
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What they don't want you to know about gay sex is that you don't even have to stick anything in a hole. You can have gay sex just grinding on each other's thighs while you give your partner hickies.
This applies to t4t, too.
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What they don't want you to know about gay sex is that you don't even have to stick anything in a hole. You can have gay sex just grinding on each other's thighs while you give your partner hickies.
This applies to t4t, too.
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hey if anybody wants to donate to my tiddy chop fund that would be really cool ily 💕
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can you take my white ass to funkytown
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i have emote comms open! need to make up the gap in my rent and these are simple for me to do so dm me on discord (anon1mity) or here on tumblr if you're interested
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The diagram for the classic Origami Goat, with a twist to make its horns curve ! It's from this video by by Origami Word, but it seems to be a pretty old/intemporal design that a lot of people have made. I could not find a diagram online so I made one.
(If you make her in yellow/orangy-yellow, then decorate her with red ribbons, you can make your own origami gävlebocken ! )

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