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Oh, her beautiful face And her wicked way And I am paying for her beautiful face Every day

(No splatter and dark red splatter versions ↴)

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I had a dream where there were these Pikmin called "Sakura Pikmin" and other Pikmin could fall in love with them for some reason

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when i look up a knitting term, the last thing I want is an ai overview. I want a 60+ year old woman with no understanding of lighting or helpful camera angles who still manages to give the most concise and clear explanation of how to execute purl 2tog through the backloop. ai summary fuck off, where is phyllis?

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I had a dream where there were these Pikmin called "Sakura Pikmin" and other Pikmin could fall in love with them for some reason

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"autistic people need instructions for every simple task" okay how about we talk about the neurotypicals not following clear instructions. what do you mean it didn't work the way you wanted, i gave you the instructions. oh you didn't follow them? you didn't see where i clearly indicated the directions you were supposed to follow for this task? and you're shocked it didn't turn out right? you decided to pull a Jared I'm 19 and go rogue? you're surprised the road less travelled isn't fucking paved because no one travels it? do you get off on this

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20-year-old me seeing a cute girl in anime cosplay: wow…. :o she is soooo pretty. i wish i had an Epic Gamer GF like that….

me now, seeing a pic of clara bow dressed as a clown: i think i hauve covid

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OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN

LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE

AKINATORS BOYFRIEND

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I had a dream where there were these Pikmin called "Sakura Pikmin" and other Pikmin could fall in love with them for some reason

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@rainbowrocketquotes ?

things that ARE appropriate during pride month: - taking your (crowd-safe) pokémon to pride - giving your pokémon flag accessories or using non-toxic dye - destroy transphobe with hyper beam

things that AREN'T appropriate during pride month: - recruiting the leaders of several terrorist organizations from alternate timelines where they've killed millions of people and harnessing the power of their various legendary pokémon to conquer all of reality

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gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all

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I had a dream where there were these Pikmin called "Sakura Pikmin" and other Pikmin could fall in love with them for some reason

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Art forgery is the best crime tbh. It requires absolutely incredible artistic talent, technical skill, and attention to detail to make convincing fakes. Does anyone get hurt from it? No! The only people who suffer for it are the extremely wealthy who want the prestige of having original paintings in their own homes. It’s full of international intrigue and mystery. Perfect.