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We only spend 5-10% of our lives to decide on a partner who we will spend the remaining 50-80% of our lives with.

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/but like the last picture/

By Lynda Barry  May 2016

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{This user can fit their hand inside a pringles can}

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Concept: we’re hiking on Straža hill in the snow, with a beautiful view of the trees, the mountains, and Lake Bled below us. It’s just us, the frosty air, and nature. We walk back to our cozy apartment to get in from the cold. We cuddle on the sofa and warm our feet by the fire. In this moment, it feels as though everything just might be perfect.

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Apologize

Hello everyone! I know I said everything was closed Friday and all that stuff. I have what I need to begin the list but honestly I have no motivation as of late. Hopefully I can get some more motivation by the end of the week, we'll see. Thank you all for understanding

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Just saw the new Alien movie and-

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The list will be up soon; night was busier then expected

 Thank you for understanding

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Reblog if you've ever experienced this in RP or any kind of writing

overcrowdedtardis:

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WARNING

Today is /hopefully/ the last day to get your Ricks and Mortys into this production. If you have liked the post OUT IF WANTING TO USE YOUR RICKSONA/MORTYSONA and I have NOT contacted you please contact me ASAP so I can make a final list today Thank you PS: We need more Mortys

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/It's barely been a year-/

RAPE, POSTPARTUM DEPRESSION, C-SECTIONS, AND SURVIVING DOMESTIC VIOLENCE WILL BE “PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS” UNDER TRUMP’S PROPOSED HEALTHCARE REFORM 

THIS WILL MAKE RAPE AND DOMESTIC VIOLENCE DE FACTO LEGAL, IF YOU REPORT RAPE OR DOMESTIC VIOLENCE YOU WILL RISK LOSING YOUR INSURANCE!! THIS LAW WILL HELP PROTECT RAPISTS!!

CALL YOUR SENATORS NOW TO VOTE THIS DOWN!!!

Phone numbers (x) REBLOG THIS SHIT LIKE WILDFIRE!!

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/distant laugher/

fuck it, its worth it, i want my 24 hours of dick now please

Ahhh I’m afraid you’ll have to wait your turn, @askrick is currently occupying my time. 

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@morticia-is-here No this isn't that kinda thing. I do appreciate the offer though haha! I'll be releasing what I'm going to be doing with all these Ricks and Mortys on Friday. By then I'm closing anyone else adding in. From the steady amount of Ricks and Mortys I got today there should be only a couple more to trickle in but I'm giving everyone a chance up till Friday ( aka May 19th! ) Until then keep on sending them in! I want to use as little Ricks and Mortys from Pocket Mortys. I want most of the characters to be made up of the fandom's RnMsonas not all the shows cannon ones. I feel it makes it a little special that way.

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Watching all the Ricksonas/Mortysonas come in like

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THE SIGNS AS ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, I GUESS

Aries: "let's overthrow the palace and cut all their heads off!" said robespierre, cutting everybody's heads off until someone eventually got mad and cut his head off.

you could make a rel— no, don't.

Taurus: now the animals can go on land. come on, animals, let's go on land! "nope, can't walk yet. and there's no food yet, so I don't care"

Gemini: tired of using lame, sad metal? introducing: bronze. made from special ingredient tin from the far lands of Tin Land. i dunno, my dealer won't tell me where he gets it.

Cancer: get the hell out of here. will you get the hell out of here if i give you 500 elephants? okay, thanks, bye

Leo: ♫the sun is a deadly laser♫

Virgo: some people have no friends. some people have no food. the globe is warming, and ♫the ocean is full of plastic!♫

Libra: hi, i'm a member of the roman empire, and i was wondering ♫is loving jesus legal yet?♫

Scorpio: "Wait!" said christopher columbus, probably smoking crack. "if the world is round, let's go this way to india"

Sagittarius: who's the buddha? this guy, who sat under a tree for so long that he figured out how to ignore the fact that we're all dying. you could make a religion out of this.

Capricorn: oh, fuck, now everything's dead

Aquarius: some stars burn out and die. bigger stars burn out and die with passion! and make some brand new way crazier shit. ♫space dust!♫ which allows for newer and more interesting stars to be made, and then die and explode into ♫even crazier space dust!♫

Pisces: hi, you're on a rock floating in space. pretty cool, huh? some of it's water. fuck it. actually, most of it's water. i can't even get from here to there without buying a boat. it's sad. i'm sad. i miss you.