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One thing that Spore has over every other character/creature creator - it lets you make your creation do a little dance, and then inflict bees upon it.

this is true

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not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread

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guy who posts abt his ocs like they are a very popular character that everyone has common knowledge about

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10/10 dad joke

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extremely casual and normal way to relax

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How are conchs even real

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I feel so embarrassed to talk about my two big pokemon ocs (yam and my version of selene) but im gonna be brave!! And talk about yam's mom! (Im not ready yet sorry! I have yam art on my art blog tho if you want to look at her)

For context yam is my character I'm playing as across all the pokemon games i own, and most importantly is the main protagonist of y and omega ruby. Natalie is yam's mom and norman's "ex" wife. They haven't legally divorced but she lives in and entirely different region and took their daughter with her, sooooo :p (I think chronically divorced norman is way funnier than bad dad norman. He's an ok guy whos just too much of a workaholic)

She's a minor fashion designer who works for Valerie. Since she's an older "married" woman, she's not a furisode girl, but Valerie has a kimono prepared for when the divorce paperwork gets finalized.

Natalie and Valerie met in college in kalos. Valerie convinced her to come to johto during a break, and thats how she met Norman. They became partners and eventual got married, but were both too career oriented to stay romantic with each other. By then, Yam was born, and they decided to stay together for the sake of their daughter. They never disliked each other, considering each other as good friends, but when yam was 10 Natalie got the offer to work back in kalos. Yam wanted to go with her for a fresh start to her journey.

OH I ADORE HER.... what a good design too. If you are ever feeling brave I would love to hear more about Yam!!! Yeah some people are REALLY mean to Norman when I really think he's just kind of mediocore and normal dad detached you know. We've got TWO fashion designer OCs now that rules. I love that she works for Valerie so little people appreciate Valerie as they should. Maybe I'm misreading this but it seems like Natalie is a lot more pragmatic than the whimsical Valerie and I like that dichotomy. Norman and Natalie's relationship seems really interesting too I am seriously living for your more unconventional takes on Norman.

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(like that one vine) apple : 3

Maccy Ref (Maccy pronounced Mack-E)

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genuinely, i think watching live theatre can improve your media literacy so much

like people who look at doctor who and are like 'lol the effects are so rubbish'

maybe watch a stage play where there's no backdrops and half the characters are played by the same three guys in different hats and maybe you will calm down

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rin 🥰🥰🥰

plus the rest of the main 8 who i dont care to finish as much

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me: if only there was a fruit that looks like an apple but is actually a pear

the baffling papple:

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Gay is a really funny minority because with other minorities it's like "first black president! first female nobel prize winner' or whatever but with gay people it's "first openly gay" because we all already know there's been a bunch of gay ones already. like nobody even disputes this. gay president? yeah pretty sure we've had gay presidents. gay, you know, king of england? what you think none of those motherfuckers have been fucking gay?

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I hate when people say stuff like "oh if seatbelt laws or asbestos bans happened today, they would be controversial!"

Like. They were. There were a lot of people - influenced by multi-billion dollar campaigns - who were against it and thought it was sissy libturd shit.

Asbestos wasn't fully banned in the US until March of 2024

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me, continuing to look at a screen despite having a headache: OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain…