anonspiderig

[anonspiderig]

Y’know that’s entirely fair

IDIA WONT STOP SAYING POGGERS. I AM CHANGING TO A NEW CLUB. I AM LEAVING. I AM DROPPING THE FUCK OUT

-🕷️

his gamer speak is usually funny and endearing but sometimes he sounds like a sweaty ipad kid in 6th grade and he needs to be put down

[anonspiderig]

Can fleas even live in his hair its fire

IDIA WONT STOP SAYING POGGERS. I AM CHANGING TO A NEW CLUB. I AM LEAVING. I AM DROPPING THE FUCK OUT

-🕷️

his gamer speak is usually funny and endearing but sometimes he sounds like a sweaty ipad kid in 6th grade and he needs to be put down

[anonspiderig]

THIS TRANSCENDS GAMER SPEAK

I ALREADY MENTIONED THIS ELSEWHERE BUT THIS MF SAID “not poggers :(“ WHEN I MENTIONED MY MOM DYING 😭

IDIA WONT STOP SAYING POGGERS. I AM CHANGING TO A NEW CLUB. I AM LEAVING. I AM DROPPING THE FUCK OUT

-🕷️

his gamer speak is usually funny and endearing but sometimes he sounds like a sweaty ipad kid in 6th grade and he needs to be put down

[anonspiderig]

Okay what the FUCK did I do 🙄🙄

shit man watch out spider anon. Lilia the bat mf is rapidly approaching ur location 👁v~~~v👁

thank you for your confession!

Rip spider anon

[anonspiderig]

Everyone’s least favorite anon here! 🕷️

Oh btw, anons with personal blogs, would you like your blog to be tagged on the anon list?

If so reply with it/tag it + what your anon is here 👍👍 thanksies 💛💛💛💛💛

[anonspiderig]

I’m alive

[anonspiderig]

L

can we have another scarabia party im bored as shit

- 🌟🎤 ( @angles-and-fish )

Thank you for your confession!

Yeah but make sure ♥️🐍 is BANNED

[anonspiderig]

PSA due to recent accusations I have faced from one Jamil Viper

if a spider is in your dorm room, it is likely NOT MY FAULT

I cannot control spiders outside a mile radius of where ever I am! Spiders are a force of nature and you’ll likely see a few in your room in your life! The mechanics of my spell would make it hard to send a spider to someone else’s room without me being there!! IT WASNT ME!

Unless you have actively pissed me off in the past like two days then it wasn’t me

I can control the spider I do not always control the spider I am not the god of the spider

[anonspiderig]

scarabia parties are not good for me

can we have another scarabia party im bored as shit

- 🌟🎤 ( @angles-and-fish )

Thank you for your confession!

Yeah but make sure ♥️🐍 is BANNED

[anonspiderig]

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

[anonspiderig]

Well there’s only four types of spiders with medically significant venom that occur naturally around campus (black widow, red widow, brown widow, brown recluse) unless ur just allergic to the mild venom of some other spiders

We have wolf spiders which have venom that isn’t super toxic to humans unless ur allergic but also those motherfuckers are big so you’d probably notice it

Did you guys know there’s a spider that causes erectile dysfunction. Shits crazy

[anonspiderig]

You should’ve taken it as a sign

Did you guys know there’s a spider that causes erectile dysfunction. Shits crazy

[anonspiderig]

You literally, and I cannot stress this enough, SPIKED THE ENTIRE DORM ON 10+ OCCASIONS. I think you deserve to get chomped by one of my little friends

Did you guys know there’s a spider that causes erectile dysfunction. Shits crazy

[anonspiderig]

I will take kazoos if you take some glow in the dark plastic spider rings!!!! I still have 517!!!!!

chat i did a little oopsie

alright so theres possibility that i accidentally bought 3000 pink kazoos instead of 5

who wants a pink kazoo????? cuz i cant keep all of these.

[anonspiderig]

🐍♥️ I mean this in the gentlest way possible when I say I hope you get bit by literally any venomous spider

Did you guys know there’s a spider that causes erectile dysfunction. Shits crazy

[anonspiderig]

Who wants a spider anon face reveal

[anonspiderig]

YOU MADE OUT WITB TREY CLOVER?!?!

😁😁😁 I make out with a lot of people