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[anony-002]

What’s been going on lately?

:]ANONY is. a. SNAIL. There are. GHOSTS. I BELIEVE. a SQUIP's USER. has. SHOWED up.

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How are you doing Zopp? Have any new plans?

[x]as of now, i'm getting married. :) marriage is an interesting game.

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//continuing from the other blog, sorry about that

children?

:]I BELIEVE. They are. NO. longer CHILDREN. Now. But. They were. THERE.

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is ubo okay? i heard she turned into a monster... is she hostile?

:]....She IS. not. HOSTILE. I...thought SHE WOULD. She...SEEMS. happier.

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Hey Anony this is just something that I've always been wondering for a while now, if you did have a chance to go back home but the downside is you could never come back here, would you take it?

I....don't know.

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[x]oh boy. i wonder why i made the post in the first place.

[x]i think i broke my toy. can anyone help? [A]-3))9 [!]

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[x]give him back to the friend who let the phone battery drain just to prevent him from updating? which might have caused the errors we're seeing?

[x]i think i broke my toy. can anyone help? [A]-3))9 [!]

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[x]what else is aber to me? i learned that alphabet from bilbo, and it seems aber picked it up from me.

[A]@ _483!$ [!]

[x]i think i broke my toy. can anyone help? [A]-3))9 [!]

[anony-002]

ahem

✨lydippity✨

that is all

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[x]i think i broke my toy. can anyone help? [A]-3))9 [!]

[anony-002]

Yeah, they really can. How can I help you, little dude? Are you a patronus or familiar or something? Because... [Johnathan takes off his hat and holds it out. It is a dark green baseball cap. A glowing aura is evident around it.]

hi jeffrey! wanna rp? i remember you having interest in the topic on vc once

Sure. What should I roleplay as?

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[Johnathan blinks. That voice did not sound like the man's voice. He looks around the man, then looks behind the counter. He sees....a squirrel. Did..the squirrel say that?] Uh...hello?

hi jeffrey! wanna rp? i remember you having interest in the topic on vc once

Sure. What should I roleplay as?

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I'll start! [Johnathan stood at the cashier counter where he slaved away at a 9 to 5. His hours were long and he did not get paid enough to clean out the slushy machines after the long days, so he didn't clean them out at all. Johnathan sighs and messes with the cash register. He wants to turn it into a frog or something, but he is not on wizard time. He is on retail worker time, which is very poor.]

- a-superquantumunitintelprocessor

[The door opens. A customer.

They step into the store, eyes roving the merchandise. They sneer at Johnathan. "Disgusting store. What, are you asleep on the job?"

Unseen, a chittering squirrel smells the leaking slushy and scampers inside the store.] - [Johnathan stares at the customer with the kind of tiredness that comes with working retail for 5 years. He closes the cash register and turns all his attention onto the customer.] No. I'm clearly awake, dude. What can I help you with today?

hi jeffrey! wanna rp? i remember you having interest in the topic on vc once

Sure. What should I roleplay as?

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I'll start! [Johnathan stood at the cashier counter where he slaved away at a 9 to 5. His hours were long and he did not get paid enough to clean out the slushy machines after the long days, so he didn't clean them out at all. Johnathan sighs and messes with the cash register. He wants to turn it into a frog or something, but he is not on wizard time. He is on retail worker time, which is very poor.]

hi jeffrey! wanna rp? i remember you having interest in the topic on vc once

Sure. What should I roleplay as?

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hah alr: i will be playing a cashier named johnathan, who works a 9 to 5. and he is a wizard. his wizard hat is disguised as the store's uniform's hat.

see no squips i promise

hi jeffrey! wanna rp? i remember you having interest in the topic on vc once

Sure. What should I roleplay as?

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hmmm whatever you want! want to algoryth-imate the perfect character?

hi jeffrey! wanna rp? i remember you having interest in the topic on vc once

Sure. What should I roleplay as?

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Lol no my Petty meters is in the thousands I'm not going to leave you alone anytime soon lol

-Mrs Cindy

[x][Zopp screeches, gnashing its mandibles together.]