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#yes only because a little bit of it does sort of come from a gutteral part of traumatized me#and i think Az wouldnt take that out on me#not when theres tender love and attention put into every other part of him#the slight pout of his lips#his hare stare eyes#hims hair and pointed ears and hip dips
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you can do it, magikarp!
[art by me - neonscrapyard]
instagram || etsy
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All of you are so cruel, Dragons are beautiful creatures, I’d never call one “Bad”.
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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms
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do u think he ever got around to playing undertale
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was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast
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do i look androgynous and pretty with this shadow of guilt cast over my face
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no. you don’t understand. 4:06am IS when i will get my life together
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We sent your boyfriend to live on a beautiful farm upstate where he can run around with all of the other boyfriends together forever
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Here's a fun story of malicious compliance to brighten your day:
Until recently, a few people in my office had these desk shades to combat the obnoxious fluorescent lights, which is very helpful for people (like me) with migraines or other light-sensitivity issues.
A few days ago, everyone who has them was told to take them down. Different people were given different reasons - It violates fire code (it doesn't) / It blocks line of sight (sort of?). Since this goes against the existing status quo, the union reps (my beloved) jumped on it. Someone jokingly suggested using umbrella hats instead, since hats are allowed in the dress code. Today, the union reps are passing out these ridiculous things in protest:
If the rules are absurd, the resistance should match.
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