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whines. wHIIInness. whiNEs. wHINESSS. scratches at your door, even.

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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WIP of Knight and midsummer morning

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next batch

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battered and bruised

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* Won't you play again, Kris?

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having a blorbo is like. he’s in my head. he’s in there. crawlin around. don’t know how to get him out of there. there he is.

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The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

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Grace Lee.

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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just a lil' tipsy 🥴 made on clip studio paint