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The cultural impact Arrested Development has had is insane especially because it feels like a lot of people dont realize they are citing that show

"Dead dove: do not eat"

"Good for her"

"How much could a banana cost?"

The gif of the excavation site skull being smashed

"I love all of my children equally- I dont care for Gob"

"We finish each others sandwiches"

"Get me a vodka-" its the morning- "and a piece of toast"

"Why are you squeezing me with your body"

Do people know? Do they know they are quoting Lucille Bluth???

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new meme format just dropped courtesy of Chris Pine

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I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

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every wikipedia editor in the world right now

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the devil works fast but wikipedia editors work faster

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A selection of some of my favourite tweets from today:

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oh 2022 we're really in it now

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Scotts

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Don’t Worry Darling in chronological order

Or my understanding of it, strap in. It’s a loooong and bumpy ride!

Ok so basically;

Olivia Wilde is directing this movie set in the 60s called don’t worry darling. She casts Florence P (the Midsommar gal) as the lead, Shia labouef as the male lead, Chris pine as the secondary male lead, and also Gemma Chen, nick kroll (lol) to be in it. Then right before shooting Harry Styles is announced to replace Shia instead (OW says later bc she has a “no assholes” on set policy, 📌 for later). This generates HUGE buzz for the film and Warner brothers announces this and Black Adam are the last two films of 2022 they are making* which means there’s a lot of press and pressure to do well.

People notice Florence P (who normally is really supportive of her projects) is weirdly quiet about this one, never posting about it or when she does it’s really vague and followed w a post about something else. Meanwhile OW is almost over correcting talking about how much she looooooves working w everyone on set, especially Harry and Florence (her leads). Then the trailer drops for the movie and in it there’s a scene where Harry goes down on Flo. Internet EXPLODES, OW says it’s awesome to have a moment on camera about female pleasure and clit stimulation, etc. OW has built her brand on being a feminist “girl power” (she)EO type white lady so of course on press tour she starts talking about how feminist this movie is, how empowering this movie is, etc. Florence (lead, and woman in scene) comes out and says the movie isn’t just about sex and promoting it like it is is not feminist at all (and actually decredits her as an artist). Rumours then start swirling that Harry and Olivia may have hooked up on set a few times and she’s seen at several of his concerts hollering like a fan girl.

THEN OW is served a manilla envelope in the middle of a videotaped press tour and it comes out it’s CUSTODY PAPERS from her hubby Jason Sudeikis. (Who btw is REALLY good friends w Florence P bc her ex Zach Braff and him are all buddy buddy and she was gonna do a cameo on his show, Ted Lazlo this year bc of that friendship)

So then people go nuts about her and Harry. She then responds by posting about how awesome her leads are and how AMAZING Harry was at sharing the spotlight w a female costar as a male in Hollywood (Florence is Oscar nominated btw) and whatever. The Shia lebouef recasting is called into question bc it’s leaked OW was a huuuuge 1D/Harry fan for a while. She says again bc of a no assholes on set thing.

📌 Shia then posts either tweets or a video & screenshots of texts from OW BEGGING him not to leave the project and if he stays “it would give Miss Flo a reality check”. Shia says he doesn’t have enough time to get into character (he’s very strict about method acting) and leaves OF HIS OWN WILL.

(Pt 1)

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The Don’t Worry Darling Premiere: A Summary

At the Venice Film Festival

FLORENCE BEING SO SASSY

Interviewer: “Your role is so inspiring”

Florence: “why is it inspiring?… I think it’s inspiring for a woman to say ‘no’ on and off camera”

They said she couldn’t make it to the press conference due to scheduling issues but she showed up 10 minutes after it started. The lead actress didn’t want to go to the press conference.

also these posts and the captions (Rebecca Corbin Murray is Florence’s stylist)

HARRY TAKING NOTHING SERIOUSLY

literally giggling at fans during the panel when Olivia was asked about the Shia and Florence controversy

this man did not answer a single question and he knows it (louis was spot on when he said “you do talk some shit in interviews” lmao)

Harry during the panel:

“Was that an answer? It was words.”

“what I like about acting is that I have no idea about what I’m doing”

“my favourite thing about the movie is that it feels like a movie”

During the interview with him and Chris Pine he went directly against what Olivia has said about the movie saying that it’s more misogynistic than feminist

NO ONE EXCEPT OLIVIA LOOKS LIKE THEY WANT TO BE THERE

Chris Pine is taking one for the team and being a neutral party (but still looking like he wants to leave). He was not asked many questions at all. Also he was the one to sit next to Olivia for everything

Gemma Chan was barely asked a question in the press conference and when she was she was reprimanded for being too quiet.

Harry doesn’t care at all about the panel, just talking and giggling with Gemma and the fans. He was asked the most questions of the actors and the only ones he gave a real answer for were about his fans and music

Obviously Florence doesn’t want to be there and wasn’t in the panel, but she’s also getting pushed to the side even though she’s literally the lead

REPORTERS WERE STOPPED FROM ASKING ABOUT THE SHIA AND FLORENCE THING

FLORENCE AND HARRY SLAYING WITH THE FITS

Harry giving Elton John energy with the glasses and just over all outfits. Or fruity Tony Stark.

Harry wearing a blue bandana during the press conference ;) (it’s technically a scarf but close enough)

Florence showing up in an adorable three piece purple shorts and blazer set (link)

Then she stole the show in the sparkly gown giving Marylin Monroe with the hair and diamonds

Also Gemma Chan is just one of the most gorgeous people to ever live and she slayed too of course because how could she not

Chris Pine and Nick Kroll hyped Florence up on the red carpet, taking pictures and acting like a proud dad

OLIVIA WAS IGNORED ON THE RED CARPET

Harry and Florence both went out of their way to hug everyone except Olivia, walking right past her. Neither of them talked to her, barely even looking at her

Harry stuck with talking to Gemma again, and flirting talking with Nick Kroll

When taking a picture with the whole cast, Harry’s as asked to stand next to Olivia and he refused. In this moment he also walked straight past her to fist bump Nick Kroll.

As they sat down for the movie she kept looking over trying to get Harry’s attention but he just stared straight forward or talked to Gemma

When the movie was over people only clapped for the actors, and all the actors were facing away from her and laughing with each other

Similar to Harry, Florence refused to make eye contact with Olivia when the movie audience was applauding her

HARRY AND NICK KROLL KISSED AFTER THE MOVIE. TWICE. LMAOOOOO

Olivia saw this happen and had a disgusted look on her face (link bc I can’t put any more pictures)

Edit: that not her reaction to the kiss sorry!!! Its after she was tried to get Harry’s attention and couldn’t

Also Harry and Nick 100% planned it. If you see the video they give each other a cheeky little look and go right for it. I am will to bet that Nick was like “you should just kiss me after because everyone will be expecting you to kiss her”

THE CLAPPING AFTER THE MOVIE WAS CUT SHORT BECAUSE FLORENCE LEFT

After about 3 minutes of clapping Florence started leaving and the rest of the cast followed. That’s a statement if I’ve ever seen one.

OLIVIA AND THE MOVIE ARE BEING EATEN ALIVE IN REVIEWS RIGHT NOW

(these are just a very few of the many examples)

Florence is praised for her performance, taking a bad movie and giving it her all

Harry is said to be sort of lost in the movie, not with terrible acting, just outshined by Florence’s performance. And yet it apparently still reads as a fan edit of Harry

The sex scenes that were so hyped up are supposedly very uncomfortable

So in conclusion the premiere was awkward and kind of a train wreck, as is the movie according to reviews. The actors in the movie showed up, slayed with the outfits, laughed with each other, didn’t answer a single question, not-so-subtly shaded Olivia and left.

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They’re at a Socratic seminar

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I have literally no opinion on the Don't Worry Darling drama, as I literally dont know any of these people and none of us are gonna have full context- but oh my GOD this is funny! Its so messy! We haven't had celebrity drama like this in years, I love it.

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I'm crying.

Someone get him outta there. Grab Gemma, too. She doesn't deserve this, either.