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Lil eyestalk peepers

Reblog With Your Favorite Thing About Crabs

I’ll go first- our exoskeletons! We’re so tough and strong on the outside but soft and nice on the inside. How could you hate that? :)

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I think this crab is threatening me

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Mermay 2019. It was so fun to do.

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Note that there are fish farms out there using closed systems to prevent these things. Please support them so we can help encourage a better way of fish farming! It's what I'm going to school for!

Every time someone justifies something evil and awful like the oil industry or the salmon farms with “but it provides jobs” I want to scream “FUCK JOBS”. Seriously. Fuck them. Fuck jobs. Fuck them and fuck using them as a bartering chip to destroy the environment and fuck acting like jobs are worth destroying the environment for anyway. 

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Monsters and Maw Masterlist

List to be added to over time… Be sure to check the original post (not just reblogs) for updates! 

Orc lover (Khuruz) x fem reader Part One (sfw) | Part Two (sfw) | Part Three (mostly sfw) | Part Four (sfw) | Part Five - Final (nsfw) 

Shadow (nsfw)

Hellhound (Ranek) (nsfw)

Shadow Monster x Fem Reader (nsfw)

Deaf werewolf Part One  (sfw)  Part Two (slight nsfw) x reader (poly, two male werewolves, Rowan and Caleb x reader)

Fem!Werewolf in heat with lone male alpha Part One (nsfw)  Part Two (nsfw) - Part Two is an anon submission, not my writing, but I feel it definitely deserves to go here. 

Gargoyle lover x fem reader (Alesh) Part One (nsfw) Part Two (nsfw)

Big burly submissive alien x reader (First Officer Ornorx) (nsfw)

Demon lover x male reader (Oriyeth) (nsfw)

Body-shy alien x female reader (Er’Athien) (nsfw)

Female orc (Bronwyn) x female reader (sfw) Part One (sfw) | Part Two (nsfw) | Part Three (nsfw)

Curvy female reader x male monster (nsfw)

Male dragon x female reader (Telum) (nsfw)

Male forest monster x female reader (Nyrrath) (sfw)

Female harpy x male character (Merilla x Eleksei) (sfw)

Male naga x female reader (Isak) (nsfw)

Slime boy x female reader (Silythe) (nsfw)

Slime boy x male reader (Chalce) (nsfw)

Male naga x reader (Ascal) Part One (sfw [mostly]) Part Two (nsfw)

Male gnoll/hyena boy (Brenn) x female reader Part One (nsfw) Part Two (sfw ish) Part Three (sfw) Part Four (nsfw) Part Five (nsfw) Part Six/Epilogue (sfw)

Merman x female reader (Tallis) (nsfw)

Male kelpie x reader (Aonar) (nsfw) Part One | Part Two (nsfw, female reader)

Male centaur x female reader (Yrik) (mostly sfw) 

Modern day male orc x female reader (Kelyn) (nsfw)

Octomer girl x reader (Celi) (nsfw)

Male goblin x reader (Skyrrik) (nsfw)

Male bat monster x plus sized female reader (Pallas) (nsfw)

Modern day male orc x female reader (Garek) (nsfw)

Male spider monster x female reader (Sarrith) (nsfw)

Shy male werewolf x female reader (Theo) (light nsfw)

Male cave fae/monster x reader (Graith) (nsfw)

Male forest spirit/guardian x female reader (Sylvestris) (nsfw)

Female orc pole dancer x female reader (’Barbarian’) (sort of nsfw?)

Male orc x female reader (Lasza) (sfw) Part One | Part Two | Part Three

Male orc x female reader (Thur’khul) Part One (sfw) | Part Two (sfw) | Part Three (nsfw)

Male naga x female reader (Wyorhin) (sfw, fluffy aftercare) 

Androgynous werewolf x ftm reader (Riley) (sfw) 

Male bat monster x female reader (Istrill) (sfw)

Monster under the bed x reader (sfw) (short story)

Female plant monster x female reader (Margaret) (light nsfw) (commission)

Female rakshasi x female reader (Sarthi) (sfw) Part One (commission) Part Two

Swamp king short fic (sfw)

Deep sea merman x shallow-water merman (Oneir x Ilarr) (commisssion) Part One and Part Two

Male hellhound & male werewolf x female reader (Eliron and Dan) (commission) 

Female gnoll reader x female human knight (Leä) (commission)

White ermine mothman x female reader (Niall) (commission)

Male alien x female soldier (Hunter) (commission) Part One (sfw), Part Two (nsfw)

Vampire queen x female dragon shifter (Violet x Celant) (nsfw)

Shadow monster x reader (sfw)

Male kitsune x reader (Touma) (nsfw)

Male manticore x plus size female reader  (Nirhan) (nsfw) 

Blind male hellhound x male hellhound (sfw)

Female minotaur x female reader (Marla) (nsfw)

Male orc x reader (Casey) (nsfw)

Male orc x reader (Damien) (sfw) 

Male haunted armour x reader (Aubrey) Part One (sfw) Part Two (nsfw)

Female orc x buff female reader (Lily) (sfw, mostly)

Cerberus boyfriends x reader (Finley, Jack, Thom) (nsfw)

Female spider monster x male reader  (Astriah) (sfw)

Male ooze x reader (Tokis) (sfw)

Male sea kelpie x male reader (Arran) (nsfw)

Male selkie (Nathan) x female reader (nsfw)

Male tiefling (Maikel) x male reader (very light nsfw) (angst prompt fills)

Male gorgon x male reader (very light nsfw) (angst prompt fills)

Male dragon x female reader (very light nsfw) (angst prompt fills)

Male scarecrow x female reader (sad… and with light nsfw) (angst prompt fills)

Male selkie x female reader (light nsfw) (angst prompt fills)

Non-binary incubus x non-gendered reader (light nsfw) (angst prompt fills)

Male dullahan x female reader Choose Your Own Adventure story Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six, Part Seven, Part Eight, Part Nine, Part Ten, Part Eleven, Part Twelve, Part Thirteen (final)

Female naga x AFAB non-binary reader (nsfw) (angst prompt fills)

Shadow monster x reader (sfw) (angst prompt fills)

Male uruk hai orc x reader (sfw) Part One, Part Two (sfw)

Male orc x male reader (nsfw) (angst prompt fills)

Male orc x female reader (light nsfw) (angst prompt fills)

Werewolf x reader (light nsfw) (angst prompt fills)

Male werewolf x reader (very light nsfw) (angst prompt fills)

Male rakshasa x female reader (light-ish nsfw) (angst prompt fills)

Male werewolf x male reader (nsfw) (angst prompt fills)

Lonesome male fae x non-binary reader (sfw)

Big male half-demon x reader  (Arzeran) (nsfw)

Male naga + male mongoose x reader (Jhinyu + Tavi) (sfw)

Chiaroscuro - a Hades and Persephone tale: Part One (sfw)

Male orc (Lan) x reader (nsfw)

Male orc (Dragh) x female reader (nsfw)

Deaf male tiefling x female reader (sfw) Part Two (sfw)

Male scarred werewolf x female reader (sfw) Part One, Part Two, Part Three (nsfw), Part Four

Male minotaur x female reader *commission* (sfw + fluffy)

Female space pirate x female reader *commission* (nsfw)

Male minotaur x female reader (sfw and disgustingly fluffy)

Lich, no gender mentioned, monster’s POV - prompt “Housekeeper wanted; living or dead”. Sfw 

Male orc dom x female reader sub (sfw, early stages, meeting up and working it out) Part Two (sfw) *ko-fi commission* 

Homeless male merman x reader (sfw)

Non-binary trickster spirit x reader (sfw)

Poly male minotaur x male orc x female reader (nsfw)

Male dom orc (Bresz) x female sub reader (nsfw)

Male orc (Dhurak) x reader (sfw)  *Starfall Springs*

Male tiefling (Killygren) x male reader (nsfw) *Starfall Springs*

Male orc (Noah) x reader (nsfw) *Starfall Springs*

Female selkie x female reader (nsfw) *Mermay/Starfall Springs*

Male merman x male reader (nsfw) *Mermay/Starfall Springs*

Male octomer x reader (nsfw) *Mermay/Starfall Springs*

Fae Realm Stories

Prince of the Court of Night x female reader *commission* (nsfw) Part Two (nsfw)

Male winged shadowborne fae x female reader (nsfw) *commission* (long!)

Male reptilian fae x female reader (nsfw) *commission*

Footsteps in the Snow Masterlist (mlm Skyrim story)

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A ‘who’s in the same universe’ post can be found here

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Short drabbles with various characters from the above stories, in answer to being smooched by the reader can be found here

Chunky 10 sentence monster drabbles (sfw and nsfw) can be found here 

Monster drabbles based on prompts can be found (sfw and nsfw) here

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Updated 20.05.2019  (UK date order!)

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SFW friendly OC + my choice companion for anonymouse98

And requested icon too;

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Credit: Ashley McMinn

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.  Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.  Teach a man wildlife conservation and his children will be able to eat fish too.

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I second the gentleness of these sharks. I have had a full grown male come and check me out some while I was diving and had multiple chances to attack but just observed before swimming off

Baby Blacktip Reef shark!

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someone on facebook: i found this non invasive species outside and i’m going to keep it as a pet

me: 

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How dare

an isopod is just……… a litle creacher. Thatse It . They canot change this

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Me at the aquarium with my boyfriend

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Word

i wake up in the morning feeling like tiktaalik

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Goldfish foods: A big huge list

Well I did this? A couple months back I legit looked up the ingredients to every single commercial goldfish food I could find and ranked them roughly by quality, for easy reference when people on my forum mentioned them. So uh, yeah. I have them all nicely color coded in a notebook but as I can’t do that here, I’ll just list them in sections instead. 

The best!

These are good staple foods with high quality ingredients and balanced nutrition. They of course should be mixed with plenty of fresh and frozen foods as well, but these should make up a good portion of their daily feeding. 

AAP Paradigm

New Life Spectrum

Northfin

Omega One Goldfish Pellets

Repashy Soilent Green

Not bad

May be rotated in with other staple foods for variety, but should not be used regularly. Some have slightly lower quality ingredients or a few too many fillers, others are good quality but not well balanced for daily feeding.

AquaDine Duraflake

Aqueon Goldfish Granules

Cobalt Pellets

Drs. Foster and Smith

Encore Goldfish

Fluval Bug Bites Goldfish Formula

Hagen Fluval Goldfish Pellets

Hikari Saki Red

New Era Pellets

Repashy Super Green

If you have to..?

Passable if you’ve really got nothing else on hand, but otherwise don’t waste your money. Feeding these long term is not going to be healthy for your fishies.

API Goldfish food

Azayaka 

Hikari Lionhead/Gold/Oranda Gold/Excel - Hikari foods have gone to shit in the last couple years, all full of fillers and poor quality meals. A pretty good recipe for swim bladder issues in a fancy. Saki is the only one I’d even touch now tbh, and still it’s not all that awesome. 

Nat Geo Goldfish Flakes

Seachem Nutridiet Goldfish

TetraSmart Goldfish

No.

lPlease do not, seriously. 

Azoo 9

Marineland Color Enhancing Goldfish

Sera Goldy Foods, all varieties

TetraFin Plus Goldfish

TetraFin Goldfish Crisps/Flakes

Wardley Advanced (Hartz)

Wardley Vacation Feeder Blocks

Dear god no please I beg of you

Holy shit how do they sELL THIS STUFF?!?!!? Feat. the reasons I am horrified.

Laguna Pellets - first four ingredients are fillers, plus contains hydrolyzed poultry feathers. Apparently feather meal often contains traces of poultry antibiotics and other chemicals including inorganic arsenic 🙂🙃🙂

Purina AquaMax - pretty much all fillers and preservatives. Some more yummy poultry byproducts in there. And I mean. Come on. Did anyone even know Purina made fish food???

TetraColor Goldfish Granules - 8 of the first 10 ingredients are fillers… Wheat, starch, corn, oat, soy gluten, wheat germ, yeast oh my gooddddddd

TopFin Goldfish Flakes - unspecified “protein” listed as first ingredient. Seriously. Just “protein”. Buncha fillers and artificial colors. Zero actual real ingredients. Zip. None. This is PetSmart’s flagship brand and there is literally no food in this.

Wardley Goldfish - Ooooh we have eight different fillers, plus fish bone meal! I just got a bad pet food bingo!

If anyone else has a food I didn’t mention that they can send me an ingredient list for I’d definitely appreciate it :3

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I need to find a dr who will tie my tubes even though I’m young. Maybe then everyone will shut up and stop giving me shit about not wanting kids. I seriously don’t get why people take such offense over it - it’s not affecting anyone whatsoever.

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Friendo start art for project

I’m working on stuff I swear