anonymousfog101

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Pokémon Ranger is a peak series and each game is somehow better than the last

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list of things I hope make it to the Switch 2:

pokemon ranger 4

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in her defense she's really nice when you get to know her and he hasn't interacted with her much at all outside of the submarine crash

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How we doing deltanation

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Once upon a time there was a woman named Patricia, who worked in a bank. And one day a frog came in, a person-sized one. It wasn't the first time that dear Patty had seen or heard of a frog that big - she remembered the incident in the news: There had been a witch living in the woods, in a gingerbread house. Not a nice, helpful kind of witch or even a decent one who'd mind her own business, but one who hated everyone and everything and frequetly went out of her way to hurt people who couldn't defend themselves. So one day due to her supreme antisemitism God sent the frog that once plagued Egypt to fuck up her house. This, however, was not that frog.

When Patricia asked what the frog was after, he said he wanted a loan. When she asked what he wanted it for, the frog would not say. In return, the frog asked her whether she knows who he is. She could not say that she would, she had never seen this frog before. The frog asked her whether she knows who his father was. She said that she didn't. Turns out that this is the son of the giant frog sent by God. Pat is still not sure what to do with this information.

The frog digs into his suitcase and pulls out a tiny wooden figure, of a crudely carved dragon, and asks whether this is sufficient. Patricia is baffled, and asks the frog whether he could wait while she goes to see her boss and ask her opinion. The frog nods, stating that he was frankly hoping that she would. And to take the figurine with her.

So Patricia goes to her boss, showing her the figurine and explaining the situation, asking whether her boss knows what the wood dragon is or what to do with all of this. As Patricia speaks, her boss calmly picks up a newspaper from her desk and starts rolling it, soon wielding the rolled-up newspaper as a weapon as she addresses Patricia.

"It's a knick-knack, Patty [whack], give the frog a loan. His old man ate Rowling's home."

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love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

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if I was a little cuttlefish getting a routine checkup I’d simply camouflage into being a rock. I’m not brave I’m a fucking rock. you bet your ass you’re lucky to see a rock as cool as me. this anxiety keeps me alive in the wild, bitch

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Gentle reminder that the human eye is naturally drawn by noise and movement, so the next time you walk into a crowd or a bit late into a lecture or something like that, they’re not staring at you or judging; it’s just an instinctive reaction that has nothing to do with you doing anything wrong.

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so I played through the rest of Pokémon Ranger: Shadows Of Almia and the entirety of Pokémon Ranger: Guardian Signs while my ability was on cooldown and I guess it got a little overcharged because I have made nothing but Guardian Signs fanart based on a small bit I did for the past several days

sorry no drawing today, I put all my effort into the last one and my ability is still on cooldown

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i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

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make a comic

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when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all

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she yearns for the tub water. disgusting.

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THE WALL OF FRESH

the guide be like "this shit is fire 🔥🔥🔥 ow"

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dw im not unalive i am just busy with bullshit

on a side note whoever invented the push mower go fuck yourself

the grass looks better when it's chaotic. to cut them all down to the same height just cuz you don't like how disorganized they are is kinda shitty ngl. fuck you if you mow your lawn. you are killing bugs and shit and hurting the environment with your gas pointless usage. you probably ran over a frog. betcha feel bad about it. maybe don't mow the yard.

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sorry no drawing today, I put all my effort into the last one and my ability is still on cooldown