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Rachel

Every institution I email has a 'Rachel'

Rachel is the person I need to speak to

Rachel has been cc'd in to get eyes on this

Rachel can advise more accurately on this

Rachel heads our efforts on this

Rachel is OOO until Monday

It is Monday?

Rachel is OOO until Thursday

Rachel is OOO until August

Rachel is OOO until 2061, when astronomers anticipate she will return to our solar system

Rachel left the company months ago

Rachel? Why, she's been dead for years!

We have looped in Daniel to help, in Rachel's absence

Haha, you fool! Daniel is merely an aspect of Rachel!

Rachel is OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

She is OOO, she is OOOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOO!

Rachel is the friends we made along the way

Rachel is an energy field: she surrounds us, penetrates us, binds the galaxy together

Mathematicians believe there may be Rachel

Computer scientists think we might have Rachel soon

Historians doubt she ever existed.

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I think per capita trans women are the funniest people on the planet just from being statistically the most open-minded and committed to the bit

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bringing this to the tumblr crowd. please read the whole post before voting

Some additional info from the comments:

- noone's recording. If any of the car salesmen try they're instantly disemboweled

- the billionaire expects six minutes of cuddling (with the bear) after you're done

- if you and the bear both cum at the same time your earnings are doubled

- bear is 24 years old

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so i just learned that people fucking dove inside a god damn iceberg and good to know that even for cave divers, who in my opinion are already a special kind of unhinged, and i say that with all affection, there are people even more unhinged than that

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You suddenly switch bodies with your icon. On a scale of 1 to 10, (10 being the highest value) how well are you coping with that change?

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while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

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idk how many people have seen this going around on instagram and i have a lot of thoughts that i don't feel like posting on personal socials cause ive been nonstop yapping there anyways.

it's great to see this many shares of support, don't get me wrong. but there's something so hollow and cynical about a sanitized, ai generated, literal mile high view of some neat rows of refugee tents when there is real footage of people burning alive. there are probably more "tents" in that picture than there are people left in rafah.

there is real art, real pictures, real video, real stories coming out of palestine, and yet this is what people decide to share. this puts no eyes on rafah. this does nothing except placate people into feeling like they've done enough, and to not search for any real direct action. it's just fuckin frustrating man

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wtf drinking is cool again

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no offense but if i exit out of a program that program should close. none of that running in the background shit.

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RIP Kabosu, who inspired one of the most influential memes of all time; Doge.

2/11/2005 - 24/5/24

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

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is wet&wild liquid eyeliner part of the male dungeongoer starter kit or something

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An Increasingly Frustrated Pokemon Trainer who wants a Sylveon but he isn’t emotionally equipped enough to understand the nuanced difference between friendship and affection so he just has like 13 Espeons and Umbreons

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every video i see of Stephen A Smith on the internet belongs in a completely alternate dimension

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british electoral politics right now is much much bleaker than usamerican electoral politics. which is an insane thing to have to say but its just true

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Yes, we've had baby NHP talent and angry NHP talent, but what about a third hidden thing: Roomate-you-have-beef-with NHP