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Ever after high birthdays and where confirmed
January
18th - Lizzie (Facebook) (card) (insta)
21st - Bunny (Facebook) (insta)
24th - Ginger (insta)
February
11th - Darling and Dexter (Facebook) (card) (insta)
14th - Cupid (card)
March
13th - Hunter (Facebook) (card) (insta)
23rd - Nina (Facebook) (insta)
April
2d - Daring (Facebook) (insta)
30th - Duchess (Facebook) (card) (insta)
May
12th - Alistair (Facebook) (insta)
13th - Apple (Facebook) (card) (insta)
24th - Kitty (Facebook) (insta)
June
8th - Maddie (Facebook) (card) (instagram)
19th - Holly and Poppy (Facebook) (card) (insta)
July
17 - Cedar (Facebook) (card) (insta)
21st - Hopper (Facebook) (insta)
31st - Melody (insta)
August
9th - Briar Beauty (Facebook) (card) (insta)
September
4th - Rosabella (Facebook) (insta)
9th - Blondie (Facebook) (insta)
27th - Farrah (Facebook) (insta)
October
15th - Ashlynn (Facebook) (card) (insta)
31st - Cerise (Facebook) (card) (insta)
November
16th- Faybelle (Facebook) (insta)
24th - Cupid (Facebook) (insta)
25th - Raven (Facebook) (card) (insta)
December
9th - Jillian Beanstalk (Facebook) (insta)
27th - Justine (Facebook) (insta)
I find it so funny how in mh and eah they establish that Cupids birthday is November. Heck the Facebook even posts this:

“Who doesn’t heart celebrating Cupids birthday every November 24th”

Well not you apparently
No because genuinely where’s the consistency
Because Cupid was dropped on Eros’s doorstep maybe that was November 24th but she was actually born then and her real birthday is February 14th??? Or vice versa??
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I think Rescue Team's protagonist deserves to bully Gengar a little. as a treat.
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Ask and ye shall receive...
For context y'all I wrote a 30+ page thesis about vampires, a piece I've been uhhh more than a little obsessed with for the last little bit. But it's done now!! And it's exciting!
Anyway I DID manage to fit "lizard fashion" into it on page 31 (footnote) and if you find every vampire pun I made, you get a prize (your own self satisfaction and my unending delight)
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mi señora está en otra ciudad, sin señal y lejos de la casa después de un concierto, sin poder tomar transporte parece?????
no se nada, no me dice nada y tampoco se si está con la amiga o no Y ME VOY A VOLVER LOCO CONCHETUMARE QUE ANSIEDAD HERMANO
NO SOPORTO ACAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA # deskisiao
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la familia que funa al padre abandonico (que no paga la pensión de hace 10 años) unida, permanece unida
mi suegro es un viejo inútil y abandonico y para mas remate CALVO
LOS CALVOS NO DEBEN TENER DERECHOS # CALVOSLANDER
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Just in case before a global extinction event happens, we should draw murals of Godzilla so the next sapient species that evolves will worship him - Submitted by: fastman27
#09090D #202537 #23A2D9 #7AEAF0 #E1FCE9
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Trust Nobody not even yourself

The reality of being a magical girl is interrupting her silly
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y ahora se pone a ver porno y memoriza los q le han llamado la atención para mostramelos cuando estamos juntos y es entretenido pq no se de donde salió esa idea
no me estoy quejando, pq siempre la paso bien con mi señora si es LITERALMENTE EL AMOR DE MI VIDA
de lo que si me quejo es no poder tener varios días libres solos porque durante el feriado lo único q hicimos fue descansar y ver una serie en vez de tirar xdddddddd
que debe hacer este pobre y triste weon pa poder tirar con su señora tranquilo (rabia)
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QUE CHUCHA DE MIERDA DE CICLO ASTROLOGICO ESTA PASANDO QUE HAN HABIDO TANTOS INCONVENIENTES Y PROBLEMAS RECULIAOS WEON YO ESTOY TRATANDO DE SER FELIZ Y PREPARARLE EL CUMPLEAÑOS A MI PRINCESITA
NO PIDO NADA MÁS QUE UN POCO DE PAZ LA RECONCHESUMARE
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