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Long time no see. I am now the proud owner of a Twilight Discord server so like...message @leland-chapman-the-bounty-hunter for the link. 

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Jacob and Emmett do a series of YouTube videos where they go ghost hunting because Jacob is constantly insisting that ghosts MUST be real if vampires and werewolves are

They get there and Emmetts like “no man, ghosts don’t exist.”

“…what.”

“There’s no such thing as the supernatural.”

“Okay, no, wait, stop the fucking show. Jasper, turn the fucking camera off. You, Emmett Cullen, are telling me that you don’t believe in the supernatural?”

“Dude, there’s no life after death.”

“……...NO LIFE AFTER DEATH-“

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@all the kpop blogs following me, I walk among you

Anyway here’s the kpop group every twilight character stans

Seth- BTS

Jacob- Red Velvet

Emmett- diehard Twice fan. Catch him doing the Likey choreography alone in a forest. (Jacob and Emmett fight around award season a lot)

Edward- Day6 and Infinite

Bella- Bigbang

Alice- Gfriend, SNSD, and every unit of NCT. She knows all of their names.

Rosalie- Dreamcatcher and Blackpink

Jasper- Shinee (mostly Taemin) and Sunmi

Esme- Seventeen (they are all her kids)

Carlisle- strangley, it’s WannaOne and no one knows why. “I just think they’re neat” he says.

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Emmett and Jacob BFFs pt 7

-they’re always trying to prove that they’re stronger than each other. This all escalates into an arm wrestling match one day.

-Emmett wins the first match pretty quickly and Jacob immediately pulls off his shirt and yells “BULLSHIT! REMATCH!!! BUT THIS TIME IM GONNA BE A WOLF”

- “dude I’m not gonna paw-wrestle a fucking dog” “COWARD” “IM GONNA BREAK YOUR PAW AND I DONT THINK IM GONNA BE ABLE TO HANDLE THE SAD CRYING PUPPY NOISES YOURE GONNA MAKE” “YOU WON’T BREAK MY PAW!”

-cue Emmett slamming Jacobs paw into the table, causing Jacob to make said crying noise

-“FUCK EDWARD WHAT IS HE SAYING”

-Edward, without looking up from his phone “ow, you broke my paw”

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i’m not saying they need the money, but literally any of the cullens could go on jeopardy and win an insane amount of weeks in a row

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I’m screaming Edward really goes through the five stages of grief when his family are embarrassing him in twilight

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I haven’t posted on here in a while. How is everyone doing?

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The makeup department on twilight really loved to change up the vampires looks throughout each of the movies, but you know who was really immortal? Charlie. I see a picture of any vampires and I know exactly what movie it’s from. Show me a picture of Charlie??? I couldn’t fucking tell you. The same mustache and plaid shirt for five movies he’s the one frozen in time

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Yes Jacob and Emmett have a successful YouTube channel but have we considered

Jasper, the camera man, having his own more popular channel. It’s just behind the scenes clips. All the times they’ve been kicked out of water parks. The awkward car rides as Jacob holds his various broken limbs. Emmett smashing an entire cake onto Jacob’s face while he’s sleeping and Jacob screaming “YOU BETTER NOT PUT THIS ON THE FUCKING INTERNET”

There’s a five part series where Jasper interviews everyone and says “how has the friendship between Jacob and Emmett affected you personally?”

Seth cries. Edward just says “somehow, they give me headaches.” Leah breaks the camera.

Sometimes there are just videos of Jasper and Alice quietly sitting on the balcony enjoying the sunset. You can hear screaming coming from inside the house.

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Imagine Emmett watching Brave. He’s like “look Teddy, that’s me and you”. Emmett getting done watching Brave and doing the accent his dad had (like King Fergus) and him calling Teddy his 'wee babe'.

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Emmett and Teddy the Bear, again

Again, courtesy of a friend on discord and I. Get ready to cry again

-Teddy is a human

-Or gets turned into a human

-Upon spending time with the pack he learns how to be like them. He looks a lot like Emmett

-Bella and her 2 brother bears. She sometimes calls them Kenai and Koda

-Teddy is one of Emmett’s younger brothers he left when he was turned

-If you remember:  In his life, Emmett had a brother and a sister when he lived in Tennessee. He was a railroad worker that always supplied his family with fresh game to eat

-His brother was reincarnated into a bear, this is Teddy

-Teddy is almost exclusively in bear form, by the way. He's only human when absolutely required

-Teddy is a good boy 

-EMMETT TRAINING HIM GO DO NORMAL DOG TRICKS AND CALLING HIM THE GOODEST BOY

-Emmett has one hand on each side of Teddy's head and does the twisty big dog head pet. Teddy's mouth falls open and tongue falls out and you hear a loud, content bear noise

-During the time carnivals were hella popular, Emmett tries to teach Teddy to play the piano. On Edward's piano. Edward comes home to his only love (at the time) destroyed

-Teddy is a huge hit with the kids because he’s so well trained

-The kids get to ride him

-When they started getting too popular Carlisle made them stop because of the Volturi

-Aro makes Teddy perform at his birthday party

-Aro sits there and claps like a little kid giggling

-Cauis has to stop Aro from making a lot of lil vamp cuddlies

- Teddy waiting outside of school for Emmett to get out

-Teddy protecting Emmett like motherfucker if anyone dares touch his bro

-Bella showing up to prom riding the back of Teddy

-Teddy becoming the unofficial mascot of Forks high

-Teddy showing up to pep rallies at the school

-Teddy being the unofficial mascot of any school the kids go to

-Teddy accidentally shifting in the middle of class

-After the first few times the teachers and kids being like “oh well” and ignoring it

-The pack keeping in touch with Teddy and Emmett after they move

-Teddy will occasionally go back and help with the younger kids who are just shifting

-Emmett just helping out and still calling Teddy his baby boy/snuggle boo

-Teddy getting tattoos and that led to really cool markings on his fur!

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Imagine that because of Teddy, Aro wants a puppy, a vampire puppy, and his name is probably Principe or Duca or some shit. Spoiled rotten. Fiercely loyal. Very smol. Aro’s dog is a small brown baby with floppy ears that hang down his face. A lil meatball of a nose and like golden highlights on his ears, end of tail, and all 4 paws

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Imagine one day on heritage day at school, Dr. Cullen lets all his adoptive children dress as their heritage. He never wanted to let it die bc it was theirs. So Emmett shows up to school in a kilt. Edward, Alice, and Rosalie just say American and really don't care. Jasper goes hardcore country boy. Emmett is beaming because he feels special.

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Imagine Emmett in a kilt.

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Edward Cullen Breaking Dawn.Part one.

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eleanor cullen aesthetic