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gnawing at the bars of my enclosure my husband my husband my husband
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a girl telling me they arent wearing underwear is hot, sexy, thrilling, but a MAN telling me he isnt wearing underwear? im like. whats wrong with you. are you really that forgetful.
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~Captain Price~
''What you taught me to do: kill 'em all.'' -
''History is written by the victor.'' -
''Your world as you knew it is gone.''
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Feel free to use it !!
(credits would be greatly appreciated)
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CollegeTeacher! Simon Riley
The type who sighs exasperatedly if you approach him during his break time so he can answer about something you didn´t understand about his class He still helps you but is condescending with his responses, if you had paid attention to his class instead of daydreaming about him you wouldn't have any doubts now, don´t you think?
(not my GIFs)
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my babygirl my wife my one and only my love my sweetheart my beloved

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raise crows and they'll gouge your eyes out
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Thinking about bear hybrid Price again. Just so sleepy and big who snuggles up to you covering you with his massive paws :( hair always so messy and he’s always warm and snuggly and soft and a lil’ chubby. He’d lay on your chest, putting his full weight on you making it a bit harder to breathe but he falls asleep so fast you don’t have the heart to move him so you just scratch his cute lil’ fluffy ears:(
He’d eat a lot too, and you’d always make sure he was nice and fed, especially before winter so he can just sleep with you all cozy the whole winter :(
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Lemme lick those puppies.

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Ahem
*taps mic*
Kyle “Gaz” Garrick
*standing ovation*
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hold up im reading more about the lionfish thing and this one island in Honduras has had such a huge problem with lionfish that the measures they have taken include
• getting special exemption from the Honduran government to allow divers access to harpoons and spears which are otherwise illegal in fishing
• public campaign to teach people how to prepare and eat lionfish (apparently they are very tasty once the poisonous spines are removed) (but watch out)
• holding lionfish combination hunting competition and cookout (reportedly they killed and cooked 1,700 in a day) (someone killed 60 of them with a rubber band spear gun???)
• most recently and apparently out of desperation, the divers in charge of culling the lionfish in the Roatan Marine Park just started. feeding the lionfish they killed to sharks. bc what else are you gonna do with it
• the sharks don’t seem to notice or be affected by the poison and begin hanging out with the divers
• the sharks then were seen hunting and killing the lionfish on their own
like this is nuts to me sorry. the sharks just had to be shown “hey this is food, did you know?? you can eat these!! here try one!!” we are possibly altering an entire foodchain bc we like feeding the big ocean wolves
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Price: Good hunting, Commander.
Farah: You too, Captain.
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