In complete honesty, I have no idea what I'm doing most of the time.
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I'm really glad ya'll got someone now :)
do u ever think about how much you’ve changed in the past 2 years and ur just like, thank god.
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The only beef I have with CollegeProfessor!Sigma self insert fanfiction is the inherit inconceivability that I, a chronic dumbass and known idiot, could ever be able to attend a class he was teaching.
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*during a game earlier*
Me: Wouldn’t it be cool if they had casual outfit skins?
Friend: I guess…Wait, I’m being shot at.
Me: Yeah okay, but imagine Mirage wearing this
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I'd like to take a moment to appreciate this man getting absolutely beat frame by frame
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And for my next trick i’m going to make my controller disapear !!!! Just call me the Raging houdini
credit @shencomix <<<< follow him for more greast meme’s
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There was probably a time when Mirage's mother needed to show off her holo-tech to an investor or something and decided "who better to show my technology in action than my own son".
So she invites the investor to tune into the games with her and watches as her son uses his holograms to try and scare his own teammates.
She loves her son to pieces but boy, did she ever wanna whoop his ass that day.
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caustic, in a bar: i’ll have a beer and he’ll have a coke thanks
octane: hey listen i’m twenty four
octane: i can order my own damn coke
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Mirage and Caustic things
Mirage: Since hand sanitizer is made of 62% alcohol, would that mean I could get drunk off it?
Caustic: Yes. But please don’t-
Mirage:

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Octane: “You’re starting to forget your spanish. you don’t practice.”
Mirage: “Lo siento, papa. Estoy embarazada.”
Octane: “You just told me you’re pregnant.
Lifeline, to Mirage: “Congratulations, you’re glowing.”
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mirage: 😩😩💦💦HNNNGGH😩💦💦bloodhound🐺 i'm👆 trying😣 to🤫sneak🤐😏around😎 but😜 i’m 😂dummy😂🍑THICC🍑 and the 👏clap👏 of my 🍑 decoys👬 asscheeks🍑 keeps 🚨alerting🚨 the enemy🗿
bloodhound: please let someone shoot you before i do
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this game has been my will to live for the last week
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