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breakfast of 2.5 coffees and a loose handful of very sour candy my body is going to invent a fifth humor
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i love telling people who arent from ontario about tiger tail ice cream because theyre either like “that actually sounds delicious” or “the person responsible for this should be stoned to death old testament style”
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me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked
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if you start reading books again. you will feel at least a little better. I promise
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