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itsdjjones :

Camp has been kicking my booty recently. Yeah that’s right I said booty because you can’t say ass at a day camp for 5th graders. Only two weeks left and then I have the whole summer to do adult things. So yeah that’s why I’ve been MIA recently guys. Taking care of my girl @notpeterxparker and then camp life! How’s everyone been?

Maybe you should go to Booty Camp then?

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@heyyothatsjoe: by arguing with myself and also berating myself.

@stomponant: practice self love..

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@thatssoraelynn: I place myself at your mercy, you guys...

@thatssoraelynn: I want to audition for some dance companies - finally, and I need new audition music. It's been forever since I've been out in the thick of it and I need something fresh.

@thatssoraelynn: SO. music recommendations for dance routines - go!

@stomponant: I really don't know any?? Maybe anything on the charts??

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@bodyrollenthusiast: my first professional gig was amazing. I already got booked for another show and the audience was really great!

@bodyrollenthusiast: FUN FACT: my girlfriend is the most incredible woman in the world.

@stomponant: when's the next show??

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marleyrosebud :

Story time with Marley Elizabeth Rose! I’ve been dealing with a lot of stuff lately, and while avoiding people seems like the one thing I really should want to do, I decided to go out and help someone else instead. I contacted a community center yesterday to see if there was anything I could do, and what I imagined would just be me picking up trash and stuff in a park, ended up with me getting the address of a nearby correctional facility to volunteer there. This leaded me to literally singing to a bunch of convicts in prison and then helping some other volunteers garden along the exterior. I didn’t meet my own personal Alex Vause, but I did manage to make one guy cry because I reminded him of his daughter. When prisoners give you a standing ovation, you know you’re actually going to be okay. I think. Moral of the story..when you’re sad, make someone else happy!

Wait, they actually let you in there? Did you have to be screened or what? That’s probably one of the hardest gigs you’ll have. 

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raelynnrose :

Okay, okay, so Anthony wants monogamy. Which, if that’s your thing, cool - that’s my thing now as well. However, unless Clem also wants to get down with the seeing only you thing, you can’t force it or trick her into saying it, you feel me? Just ask her straight up - awake. She can’t consent to anything, and I mean anything in her sleep. 

It was a joke, I promise. It all started with me and my imaginary girlfriends. And then Clem wanting to get boyfriends jokingly and that’s how it all started. So I would never, y’know, do that. 

If you agree to something in your sleep can that be held against you?

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nottaclementine:

It’s nothing bad!! Ant was just using my talking in my sleep against me, so I wouldn’t leave him. I just wasn’t sure if I can be held to that, lol.

My answer still stands - you can’t consent to anything in your sleep, not even lifelong love, so there, Anthony!

To clarify, I just don’t want her dating anyone else while we’re together. 

If you agree to something in your sleep can that be held against you?

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↳ THE BEAT: @nottaclementine uploaded a new photo.

He was just laughing at a joke.. He told. It wasn’t very funny, but he thought it was hilarious. #whatadork, @anthonyhummel

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@thatssoraelynn: @stomponant I do this DAILY with Lily.

@stomponant: Speaking of, why have they not had a playdate yet?

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nottaclementine :

Okay, grandpa. I didn’t realize I needed your approval. When did I approve of those girlfriends?

You don’t, I’d just like if it was George. You approved in your sleep. 

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@gonebeckwilde: Dude I literally do that every day. If you're crazy, I'm crazier.

@stomponant: That's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me

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@heyyothatsjoe: at least you have someone to talk to even if its a pupper. i have conversations with myself, mate. I even piss myself off.

stomponant: how do you manage to piss yourself off?

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@longlostprincess: Of course you are. But we both know the pupper talks back. So you're only partially crazy.

@stomponant: does he really though? maybe you're totally imagining it.

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@heyvaleriex: You're totally crazy. yup.

@stomponant: How do I uncrazy myself?

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nottaclementine :

You think you’re funny, don’t you? Maybe I should hang out with my boyfriend.

I don’t think that. I know that. The only boyfriend I’d approve of is George, just so you know. 

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nottaclementine :

Is that so? Did you have fun with your girlfriends?

Totally. And I had fun with you too, don’t worry. You’re way cooler than my girlfriends.