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Another thing fandom needs to start doing more of is projecting on tops.

There are delicious amounts of psychological distress you can inflict on that guy once you get into his head. The brainworms of forcing agency and initiative on someone who genuinely is Not Fucking Ready For It are exquisite.

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Me: my weight fluctuating is totally morally neutral. I don’t need to dedicate large portions of time to gaining or losing weight because my weight doesn’t define me. As long as I eat nutritious food and get in some movement, my weight isn’t important :)

Also me: my fouckingPAMNTS

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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we’ve been on that diorite

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i feel like alot of people don't seem to understand that when people online are like ""I want a movie where the man cries" or "I want an anime where they don't sexualize little girls" they don't actually base weather or not they want to watch a piece of media on "does this have a trope i like/don't like". they just want the media they already like to have not have that shitty trope. when somebody complains about common tropes in shonen anime and you are like "well maybe you should stop watching shonen anime" it's like no they actually do like one piece they just don't like the occasional transmisogyny that sometimes comes with it.

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what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

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“Rubber bullets were designed for ricochet fire” is a nice and convenient lie but it’s still a lie.

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There needs to be more lesbian isekai that's flavored like the het guy stuff. Fem villainess yuri is great but the vibes of a lesbian protagonist with aggressive "just some guy" energy landing in a fantasy world would be impeccable. Imagine the hot evil witch queen becoming obsessed with some dyke who layers her button downs and carries around like a hundred odd keys even though they don't actually open anything in this world. Plans for a dark reign of terror derailed because Megan who used to work at Walmart fixed Cyrabella's cursed amulet (the clasp was broken) and now they shall be wed at dawn.

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This is so stupid

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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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honestly wei yings misunderstandings about lan wangji were 100% understandable like imagine a nun yelling at you and insisting you cover up your ankles. and youre like holy shit this lady is old fashioned and a total puritan. then she reveals no actually i have a huge ankle fetish and being around you makes me so horny i want to become an enemy of the church for you. you'd never fucking see that coming.

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Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

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dean when sam fails to prevent dean from doing something that later turns out to have negative consequences:

dean when sam does something that dean told him not to do but secretly did want him to do: how could you do this

dean when sam does something that dean told him he wanted him to do but secretly didn’t want him to do: how could you do this

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the great thing about the wuxia genre is you can start a sect called the Evil Blood Cult in a place called Demon Mountain that’s a volcano full of poison and you all wear crazy gothic black and red hanfu and practice Sinister Backstabber Style kung fu and like. that’s not a deterrent to prospective disciples. do all that and a fuckton of bright eyed youngsters will still show up at your door and say hello i would like to join the demon mountain evil blood cult where do i sign up?

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there’s no Star Wars vs Star Trek dichotomy, they are both space based but have completely different themes, morals, universe rules, character arcs, and structure (initially movie vs initially tv show). it makes no sense to rank them against each other