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My best friend is a gay carrot

UR BEST FRIEND ISNT VALID

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Does the c in e=mc to the second power stand for çærrœtyttttt

no, die 

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I was drinking some apple juice when someone tried pouring carrot into my milk.

kill them

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Memmot

excuse me, but what the fuck 

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Once upon a time, a carrot saved my life.

wrong

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I'm sorry, carrots are great

you are not welcomed here 

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Today I was walking down the street when some one tried stabbing me with a carrot. My legs are covered in blood now

god, i am so sorry carrots are truly the worst 

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I have never digested a carrot without vomiting

thats bc they are disgusting 

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Carrots were never meant to be eaten. They are too CRONCHY when eaten raw, and they taste like fuckin dirt. ALS O COOKED CARROTS ARE MUSHY TURDS AND THEY SHOULD BURN

carrots are BAD we are glad you have seen the light 

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Karrot Vantas

die

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Funck karoots

FUNCK KAROOTS 

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Carrot the harrot

more like i hate carrots and want them to die 

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carrots are homophobic

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Karcarrot

no

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C R O N C H THE CARROT

NO CRONCHING HERE 

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Seduce the carrot

no

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im a trans gay and like carrots fite me they taste good and are good 4 u LOV THE CRONCH

WRONG!! carrots are homophobic as a fellow gay trans person im gonna have to call u out