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hey bitches i’m back it’s only been a year and a half

but i won’t be here

i’ll be at another blog.

info incoming.

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Garrett Hedlund at the 2011 Maui Film Festival in Wailea, Hawaii 🌺

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I can make gifs all day of Garrett in this film

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me @ the stars: help me

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beach starters.

“hey, can you pass the sun screen?”

“can you rub the tanning lotion onto my back? i can’t reach.”

“i love watching the sun set over the water.”

“this view is gorgeous!”

“wanna go swimming?”

“the water’s so clear!”

“this water is freezing!”

“look! it’s a sea turtle!”

“are there sharks in this water?”

“let’s play some beach volleyball!”

“wanna go look for sea shells?”

“you’re blocking the sun! i’m trying to get my tan on here!”

“i’ll race you to the ocean swing!”

“a seagull pooped on my sandwich.”

“you know, sex on the beach doesn’t have to be just the name of drink.”

“there’s so much sand in my swim trunks/swimsuit.”

“i told you that you’d enjoy snorkeling!”

“let’s go get some ice cream.”

“wanna take a stroll down the boardwalk?”

“bet i can beat you at limbo!”

“a candle lit dinner on the beach? what’s the occasion?”

“this is my hammock! i claim it as my own!”

“you know, beach zumba is harder than it looks.”

“code red! something just brushed up against my leg!”

“wow, that’s a really good sandcastle! can i help?”

“i rented a sail boat. wanna come?”

“come join me by the fire. it’s warmer over there.”

“there’s something so calming about the sound of these waves.”

“there’s a storm coming. we should go inside.”

“so…i fell asleep in the sun and now i’m redder than a lobster.”

“why did i agree to let you bury me in the sand?”

“does that cloud look like elvis to you or is it just me?”

“don’t go out too far in the water! the ocean will swallow you whole.”

“you were supposed to catch that frisbee with your hands, not your forehead.”

“let’s hunt for buried treasure!”

“do you tan or do you burn?”

“come dance with me! it’ll be fun, i promise!”

“can we just buy a beach house and stay here forever?”

“surfing is easy! come on, i’ll teach you.”

“listen, my only goal for the day is to learn how to hula.”

“that dude totally wiped out on the water jets. is it bad that i kinda wanna try it out?”

“we’re still going parasailing, right? you aren’t backing out on me, are you?”

“hold tight. i’m about to put this jet ski on full throttle!”

“how come my sandcastles never turn out that good?”

“you can see the whole beach at the top of the ferris wheel!”

“hey, help me find an open beach umbrella, will you?”

“i’m sorry, but you want me to jump off of that giant cliff and into the water? what do i look like to you? an idiot?”

“why would ariel ever want to leave the ocean? sebastian’s right. it’s better down where it’s wetter!”

🎵 “see the line where the sky meets the sea? it calls me and no one knows, how far it goes!” 🎵

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hi @stcrdvvst is my hero

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me: *sees stars and points at them* yes

person: what?

me: *sounding more forceful* YES

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Happy 35th birthday Garrett! ▪️▪️▪️

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Send to get a kiss from my muse!

Add 👀 to give my muse the kiss, instead.

Send ❤️ for a romantic kiss. Send 🖤 for a neck kiss Send 💚 for a familial kiss Send 💙 for an accidental kiss Send 💜 for a platonic kiss Send 💛 for hand kiss Send 💝 for a a kiss on the forehead  Send 💞 for a dip kiss Send 💓 for a cheek kiss Send 💟 for a kiss on a wound Send 💔 for a bite on the lip Send 💘 for a kiss goodbye Send 💗 for a good morning or goodnight kiss Send 💕for a deep, passionate kiss Send ❣️ for a kiss that conveys an emotion Send 💖 for an anniversary Send 😍 for a kiss in greeting Send 🤜 for a punch in the kisser Send 🍝 for a food-based kiss Send 💋 for a kiss of the receiver’s choice

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er.

hello.

i’m here again.

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“Morning After” starters

as requested by anon. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

Sexy

“Feel like another round?”

“You were great last night…”

“Wow, you look even better in the daylight.”

“My clothes look better on you than they do on me.”

“I had no idea you were into that stuff…I’m glad I found out.”

“We didn’t even get to use the toys last night.”

“You should play with my hair some more…”

“I don’t remember ever having this many hickeys. But I don’t mind.”

“That was a workout.”

“I don’t know your name. But you can share it with me, so I know what to scream this time.”

“The fun doesn’t have to end.”

“I think I can convince you to stay…”

“Don’t pretend like you’re asleep. Should I find a way to wake you up?~”

“We could order pizza and just stay like this all day.”

“I love your bedhead.”

Awkward

“Oh no…what did we do?”

“Hi! You need to leave.”

“I’m sorry…who are you?”

“Ugh…I drank so much.”

“I can’t believe I did this again.” / “I can’t believe we did this again.”

“Where are your clothes?”

“…I’m sore in such weird places.”

“Hey, sorry! I’m gonna go. Right now.”

“You didn’t seem like you were having such a bad time last night.”

“Someone’s coming. Is that your mom/partner/spouse/etc.?”

“I think this was a mistake.”

“*trying to sneak out while half-dressed*”

“Your foot is in my face.”

“Did we use protection?”

“*sees ___ and screams*”

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Contouring 101 Sentence Starters

Based on this video, have an array of sentences to kickstart any potential interaction! If sent to a multi-muse be sure to specify the muse it’s intended for!

“Find yourself a husband!”

“What can I say? I’m a fountain of wisdom.”

“That one hurt my feelings a little bit, I’m not going to lie.”

“Makeup is for women who want husbands. Contouring is for women who want to leech the souls of their dead lovers and collect the inheritance of their dead boyfriend who disappeared under mysterious circumstances.”

“If men find out we can rearrange the bones of our face we’re finished.”

“Perhaps in a better world women wouldn’t feel like they have to contour.”

“Seeing as it has nothing to do with experimentation! Artistry! Since it’s simply for the dick we have to do it.”

“But it doesn’t matter, because men are stupid!”

“I regret buying both.”

“I must warn you, the transition from beginning to end might be startling.”

“First things first; check your flesh!”

“If the men find out we can shapeshift they’re going to tell the church!”

“Men will be bewitched and hand over their wallets!”

“If you have too big of a brain it means you have ugly things like opinions and thoughts of your own.”

“Lady gladiators fight like giraffes, scamming these poor fragile men.”

“Who wants to give me their money?”

“It is a sponge drenched with the power of Satan.”

“Ready to take some fucking souls and ruin some GOD DAMN LIVES.”

“Men will die tonight.”

“What a fucking disguise this is!”

“Women are dangerous creatures.”

“Give me your wallet.”

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Damsel (2018) dir. David Zellner, Nathan Zellner

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paul rudd has no right to be the same age as my father and look like that