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can’t get that post out of my brain like there’s very much a breed of users on here who love to brag about being into freaky hardcore stuff and erotic cannibalism whilst never getting laid which whatever, but the thing is they can’t stay in their lane cuz they go onto posts where people are talking about their IRL physical intimacy experiences and either a) look down on other people having more “boring” sex than their AO3 hatefuck gore fics or b) become grossed out at the thought of kissing someone

like sorry if i’m suddenly vanilla for not being aroused by intestines and skullfucking my kinks aren’t that extreme because they’re grounded within the confines of me actually having sex with another living breathing person i dont want to legit hurt lol?? yet somehow I’M the prude here???

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rapidly unsheathes my katana and you immediately get a phone call from your wife asking for a divorce

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guy who conceptually confuses renfaire and pride

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Tbh if ur reaction to seeing that kids have an extremely easy to access and hard to detect method of cheating at school isn't "Haha, awesome" then you're a loser and a narc and a lame-o.

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Our son Sam has told us that the D&D art file we use for a screensaver on various devices bothers him.

Because it makes him frustrated that he can’t look at some of them longer. He wants to know what is happening in some of them.

I told him that is one of the reasons we play Dungeons & Dragons, so we can go find out together, in our collective imagination.

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this would destroy me

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The bear is fr making me dislike yall 💀

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My longhouse is perfectly constructed. Every morning when I wake up in bed at the far end of my longhouse, I say my syllable. Then I spend all day sitting in bed. By sunset my syllable has traveled to the other end of my longhouse and back, and as it smacks me in the head, I fall asleep. My longhouse is perfectly constructed.

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Feeling fresh feeling funky

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a study i did because i realized idk how to draw environments at all LMAO

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this is killing me Hezekiah really said fuck them kids