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Honestly, I don't think Lance knows a damn thing about gun safety except "don't aim at yourself"

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Some headcanons.

Typically, staves and wands are used to direct magic instead of through your hand, because if you mess up and something gets blown up, would you rather it be your hand or a stick? As such:

Natalie is ambidextrous. She was taught to be so, because even if your stick blows up instead, you may still wreck your arm. She actually prefers to use her right hand, but uses her left hand for casting. She was pushed from a young age to learn, and has had more than a few close calls.

Lance's guns are essentially staves with a higher chance of blowing him up. He does absolutely use magic in his fighting, but it's more what he picked up from old books in Redpine. Lance also doesn't have a whole lot of magical ability from birth, so his guns are what gives him most his power.

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This may be a Lance-themed blog, but let me be clear: the best character is Slime Bunny with NoLegs as a close second

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if epic battle fantasy was more popular lance would be a tumblr sexyman

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Lance from Epic Battle Fantasy is going to super hell for gay crimes!!!

requested by: Anonymous

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Updated theme a bit

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i’ve said i hated animating before and i’ll say it again and many more times

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You don't know what you know's a no-no, don't you know?

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I keep forgetting that I remember when EBF1 was released... Shit, I'm old.

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Headcanon: Lance is allergic to cats to the point of needing an EpiPen(tm) if they bite or scratch him. Also he thinks cats suck. These two aren't related. Even if he wasn't allergic, he'd still dislike them.

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@kupogames Get your stale memes here, very old but I guess you can still try and put them in your mouth. Not very nutritious.

Anyway, no one else made a tiktok or vine comp for EBF as far as I'm aware, so here.

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So... NoLegs, huh

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Lance EBF EXCLUSIVELY plays Touhou 6 and this is final

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let’s raid the iron fortress. they can’t stop us all. november 30. 3-6 PM

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"Touch Tone Telephone" is Lance

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sorry for being dead. please accept these