Antigone. 32. Professor of Chemistry at Miskatonic University. I am the monster that lives in my bed. Horror, science, the unknowable.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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saw someone say "plutarch heavensbee they could never make me form a solid opinion on you" and I felt that.
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Hear y'all like rats.
You can get your rat ass prints also:
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could not believe what he was seeing
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*if you know/have confirmed from multiple sources, pick the first one you experienced
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i just know i got that parasite that makes you love cats i can tell by how when i look at my cat i am filled with the kind of wonder and awe you usually only get from psychedelics
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The problem with me is that positive steps I take for my career (submitting papers, talks, starting collaborations) fill me with a fear of rejection
However
Sitting on my hands and not submitting anything will surely tank my career so
Time to submit to the horror of being known through peer review
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the left testicle is for logic and forward thinking and the right testicle is for creativity and art
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I miss my friends at Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Hospital
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One of the major dividing lines of our age is between those who think it's worthwhile to cooperate and work with other people, accepting their flaws and limitations, to build something larger than ourselves, and those who think everything is fundamentally hopeless and that other people are corrupt, degenerate, and suspect. And the latter is not conducive to having any kind of culture at all.
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who recommended me to test the new learning management system
get outta here
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no caption can possibly make this funnier
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I’ve been working through some feelings lately.
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