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black mambas probably have my least favorite faces because an animal that venomous should not be making a face like it’s thinking of a joke that it’s the only one in on

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Should I bring this back?

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Should I bring this back?

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In the caves behind my house I found the ruins

of a softer world.

Kindness couldn’t save them.

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jasper is honestly smart as fuck with experience like how the fuck did she look at the cyrstal gems and know amethyst was a kindergarten runt and garnet was a fusion. like just by LOOKING AT THEM FOR 10 SECONDS. HOW

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artist/writer: LOOK I MADE A THING

fandom: i want to address the concern that u didnt take my personal feelings and beliefs into consideration when making this thing that has nothing to do with me

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sometimes I have bad days

but then I’m like

well

it COULD be worse

I could be in a Bosch painting

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this will never get old

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Hemingway is a writing checker that is absolutely brilliant.

checks all spellings for you

checks if you’re over-using adverbs

picks out over-complicated sentences

suggests replacements for over-complicated phrases

picks out the passive voice

tells you how readable your text is (Grades/College level/etc)

calculates reading time

USE IT. USE IT FOR YOUR FANFICS. USE IT FOR YOUR PAPERS. IT WILL SAVE. YOUR. LIFE.

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what if…..

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Poor Jasper, nothing works

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Try Jasper’s hot, beefy curry if you’re not a little punk

Crystal Gems version here

Lapis Lazuli: Ramune and Blue Hawaii shaved ice

Peridot: Melon cream soda

Jasper: Crunchy caramel frappuccino sundae 

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this is disgusting

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PSA totally irrelevant to this blog

I’ve noticed that Minion bath products are a thing, and that many of them are banana-scented.

The fragrance used to impart a banana scent is called isoamyl acetate. Isoamyl acetate is also an alarm pheromone in bees. It’s released when a bee stings something/someone, prompting other bees to sting the same target.

The Minion shampoo has mysteriously infiltrated my house, and my youngest sibling (the only one who uses it) has not been stung since its appearance, but I wouldn’t count on anecdotal evidence…

If you have an allergy to bee stings, I strongly recommend choosing a different scent.

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Cis people: *calls car "she"*

Cis people: *calls boat "she"*

Cis people: *calls bike "she"*

Cis people: *calls plane "she"*

Cis people: *calls engine "she"*

Trans girl: Please say "she/her" when talking about me

Cis people: um wtf :/

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people who think lesbians are more accepted in society than gay men are idiots 

lesbians are more sexualized. they’re seen as a hot thing for straight men to watch but only if both girls are conventionally attractive. otherwise, it’s seen as disgusting or unnatural. that is not acceptance. that is fetishization. 

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Exercise 26: Shading Gems Results Check out the results of our Shading Gems exercise here along with the explanation to create your own HERE!