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from the me who remembers, to the you who won’t

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Hythlodaeus: Isn't this cute?

Emet-Selch: it's poisonous.

Azem: But look at the stripes on it!

Emet-Selch, watching as they pet it: It's POISONOUS.

Hythlodaeus: Can we take it home?

Azem: Oh I bet Loghrif would like one too!

Emet-Selch, loosing his cool as they pick up multiple of the poisonous thing: WE ARE NOT TAKING THE POISONOUS THING HOME.

Azem&Hythlodaeus, dejectedly putting down the dangerous thing: oh.... ok... *Sneaking glances up at him*

Emet-Selch, powerless against the combined pouts: Fine. One. We will take ONE home.

They did, in fact, bring Loghrif one.

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WoL: You know, you’ve got to stop sending me these mixed messages.

Emet Selch: ‘I don’t like you’ and ‘go away’ are not mixed messages.

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Emet-Selch

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Endwalker is done as of 4:17 am!! Time for some reblog!! When I wake up again…

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These are the last reblog/activity on here until I am done with Endwalker. To which I am gonna take my sweet old time - like getting all the Role Quests done before the final boss fight, that’s gonna be a while I am sure - but also just taking my sweet old time in this final chapter of our story.

See you all when servers go live (waking up at 2 am)!

Have fun!

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2019 Commission; Alouette Amandine from FFXIV

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fly me to the moon, let me kick its fucking ass let me show it what i learned in my moon jujitsu class!

(housekeeping—i won’t be posting any story or location spoilers, but i might post a celebratory “yay reaper!” screenshot of hanami in the AF gear. anything related to 6.0 content will be tagged #endwalker and #6.0spoiler !)

HOWEVER…either late tonight or sometime tomorrow morning i’ll be posting some fic (that is not at all related to 6.0 story events, obviously.) keep an eye out and i’ll see y’all on the moon!

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crazy frog…

petra piper belongs to deegadraws!

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among us…

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Emergency Commissions

I lost my SSN card and birth certificate, and can’t afford food rn let alone the replacement fees. Without them I can’t find any job that’ll hire me. I also desperately need money to reactivate my phone so I have a phone for employers to contact me at. In other words, I’m pretty screwed right now.

But I still have a decently working tablet and an internet connection!

SAMPLES (see HQ samples here: [anime] [olden] [graffiti])

PRICE:

Whatever you’re willing to pay! (20$ minimum if drawing more than 1 character)

EXPECTED WAIT TIME:

Up to 3 weeks after artwork is started; You will be notified when the art has been started. Prior to that, you may cancel your order at any time. (Slow wait time is due to reoccurring tendonitis in my thumb/index finger on my prominent hand; I require time to rest it if it starts hurting again or else it’ll get seriously injured.)

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Nasty man WIP

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Lord Bestie

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Available on Redbubble: redbubble.com/shop/ap/95310474

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The Crystal Exarch, based on Alphonse Mucha’s Summer