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they're adding spin the bottle to the olympics

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honey-nut clarity

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God I love “We’re enemies, but we’ve been enemies for a long time, which is sort of like being friends.” Great trope.

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to moving forward

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the most mortifying part about posting abt your ocs is posting about your ocs

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young artist posting your work online, heed my warning. im holding your face so gently in my hands, you have to stop caring about numbers right now and start caring about making the weirdest and most self-indulgent art you possibly can

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”which could mean nothing” is maybe my favorite phrase of all time. where would we be without it

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“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.

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Got caught

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it might just be because im sleep deprived from jetlag rn but this r/relationship_advice post is making me cry actual tears of laughter. i read the post at first and was like yeah pretty standard whatever but im nosey so i clicked on the drawing op linked and i was not mentally prepared for it. putting it under a read more so you can get the same experience as i did

some of the top comments

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do you actually want (fetish related thing) or do you just (attempt at psychoanalysis that reveals more about OP than anything else)

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the hottest thing a man can have is a vaguely haunted look in his eyes like he had to confront an eldritch being a few years ago and the horror has mostly worn off but still sometimes sneaks up on him in quiet moments. the second hottest thing a man can have is a hoop earring.

no no. I trust that this will find its target audience

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I saw somebody be wrong on the internet and I didn’t respond (don’t want to get involved) and I’m being SO brave about it

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blood will spill blood, and the lake will run red

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Enough psychoanalysing why people have kinks. We need to psycholanalyse why they don't. Like you don't enjoy getting tied up? Clearly your tumultuous upbringing has given you a patholgical need to be in control at all times. Don't like fauxcest? That's because your petite-bourgeois class background means you view the nuclear family as a pure and sacred institution, automatically reviling anything that undermines or subverts this. Not into piss? That's easy; you're scared of the piss gnomes

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i'm full of love but i also have the hater's curse and once a day i gotta say some bitchy shit or i'll explode

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Two rules for creating anything.

1) Make it weird.

2) Make it with love.