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brutally honest descriptions of the mbti types based off my experiences with them via a very sleep deprived infp

enfp:

-commitment issues? haha i’ve never heard of those :))))

-will literally punch a toddler in the throat if they say they support trump

-so i took the mbti test 7 times and i got infp twice and entp once?? i don’t really know, because i kind of fit into the infj sterotypes more, but if you really think about it i’m kind of an enfj? but i also really relate to isfps, but then again i think i’m too opinionated and logical to be a feeler, so entp isn’t out of the question, but i also feel like the entj cognitive functions really fit m

-genuinely love animals and it’s so pure

-hi sorry for not replying, i was in prison :3 also i moved to norway lol

-actually just the 2007 taco xd random aesthetic irl

-“i just came up with another book plot” texts approximately every 2.3 hours

isfp:

-hi i’m melissa i’m a 23 year old art school dropout and i abuse prescription pills but it’s okay because i have 200 followers on my grunge aesthetic instagram account. rent me an apartment?

-(talking about veganism to someone at a party) i just don’t understand how anyone could put all of that stuff in their body :/ *bends down to snort a line of cocaine*

-actually really artistically talented but much like the infp they refuse to give themselves any credit for it

-my dream man is someone who goes to coachella with me, helps me align my charkas, takes sad candid pictures of me, is willing to backpack around europe with me and my philosophy class during the summer,

-*googles* why do i share a type with literally every indie musician that has ever breathed lol

-probably fucked your girl in the back of a vape shop

infj:

-if you manage to find one never let them go they are some of the best people you’ll ever meet

-huge harry potter nerds

-can manage to get you to spill out your entire life story to them with a concerned glance

-please actually care for yourself for once and a while literally you do everything for everyone else just take some time for yourself god dammit you deserve it

-CATS™

-could be literally the most talented person in the world but would never come close to admitting it

-hi i’m actually just jesus christ irl! nice to meet you :-)

intj:

-they know everything

-like seriously everything it’s kind of scary like calm down karl

- allows themselves to recognize exactly one (1) human emotion per year

-can read for hours on end without getting bored and genuinely loves learning

-are generally dicks tbh especially to the people they love the most

-wikipedia articles™

-they actually aren’t actually the emotionless robots tumblr seems to display them as, they are actually extremely emotional in my experience and tend to get offended/upset easily and over small things

-sci-fi, cats, and machines > humans

-superiority complex™

-cute when they aren’t busy throwing tantrums/crushing the souls of their enemies

esfj:

-hi i’m martha, i’m 32 years young, i like long walks by the beach, yoga, and judging my neighbors for not mowing their lawn :-)  

-tend to be extra™ parents and their kids can either turn out complete emotional wreck assholes because they’ve never been disciplined or the happiest child you’ll ever meet, there is no in between

-they may be complete snakes and have never came up with an original idea in their entire life but boy can they make a killer chicken parmesan

-kind of comforting in a mother-like sense when they aren’t busy being judgmental dicks

-will clean your entire house for you on a whim

infp:

-wow i love being an infj :)) top 1% haha :))

-will literally develop a crush on someone because they say they know what tumblr is

-find purpose in writing/creating in general

-ending toxic relationships?? haha what’s that??? :))

-constantly switches between their “you can’t control me it isn’t a phase mom go away >:(( my chemical pilots at the disco saved me xd i will literally punch a baby fuck the system i’m 2cool4school” persona and their “i’m such a smol bean :3 save all the animals <333 i love pretty girls and dogs :))” persona

-“can i txt you back in like 15 mins i’m having an emotional breakdown lol”

-actually genuinely empathetic and creatively gifted but gives themself credit for none of it

-intelligent but fails classes because their teacher said something that went against their morals

-playing the victim? never heard of it! :))

-secretly just meme hoarders

-attention whores tbh i won’t even deny it

-o v e r d r a m a t i c

entp:

-hi it’s 6 fucking am and everyone just wants to go back to sleep or die or both but i’m gonna start an argument with the professor over the origin of tangerines for no apparent reason

-*googles* how to permanently get rid of my fe in 5 simple steps

-follow my meme page xd

-so what if i love my dog more than i do myself and my entire family?

-this conversation is boring me i’m gonna go chug a bottle of vodka and binge bill nye the science guy™ peace out

-have low self-esteems but compensate through obscure dark web conspiracy theories at 3 in the morning

-shirley i didn’t call you back because you’re a fake ass bitch not because i didn’t like your lasagna at the block party

estp:

-why do i keep physically abusing my crush lol

-and why do i keep yelling i can’t even stop at this point someone please send help

-they love food more than they do themselves

-fuckboys™

-hi welcome to my prank youtube channel :3

-the type of people to show up to school with 37 puppies and a knife

-i’m not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks

entj:

-sorry i didn’t show up to school because you’re fucking stupid

-awe infp is so cute <3 i’ll destroy them last

-*on the floor, drunk, talking to their dog* you’re the only motherfucker in this town who can handle me

-what do you mean other people’s opinions/beliefs besides my own are valid lol??

-lowkey have daddy kinks

-what do you mean it’s physically impossible for me to control every aspect of my life??

-i mean if you really think about it voldemort was the victim,

-the type of person who could tell their crush they like them without flinching. terrifying

istp:

-wears d.a.r.e shirts ironically

-1990’s grunge aesthetic

-would walk into a burning building for the meme

-playing the hero?? haha never heard of it :))

-ew what the fuck man get those feelings away from me lol

-fuck da police

-following the rules?? that seems excessive lmao no thanks

istj:

-i once had one (1) original idea back in the summer of ’67. it was terrifying. i’ll never do it again.

-your scary math teacher that wears black socks everyday expects friday. then they jazz it up a bit with stripes. will mark your grade up if you say you like the same sports team as they do.

-understanding concepts outside of your own experiences? lmao no thanks?

-will make quizlet sets organize your desk for you

-my dream in life is to narrate a crime documentary and complete my george washington memorabilia collection.

-remembers all of their colleagues birthdays. doesn’t say happy birthday.

enfj:

-fucking get over your ex already he wasn’t that attractive calm down allison

-*googles* why do i relate to regina george from mean girls so much?

-the type of person who tells your boyfriend you have a crush on him

-o v e r d r a m a t i c

-gets your shit together for you. judges you

intp:

-dead inside

-if you can manage to find one that actually tolerates you they are some of the most loyal and true people you’ll ever meet

-horrible social skills, compensates through meme hoarding

-sends you links to conspiracy theory videos when you’re sad

-extremely intelligent but they get lost in their own house

-whoops i just remember i haven’t showered in 3 weeks lol

-i would laugh at that joke but i’m 3 hours deep into an existential crisis and i’m 100% convinced you are actually a robot created by bill clinton so not today jeff

esfp:

-yes homo

-cries over cat videos in public

-facetimes you in a grasshopper fursuit at 3 in the morning

-probably an alcoholic

-has 87 different crushes at once

-you haven’t talked to them in 7 years but they’ll show up at your birthday party and give you dog

-also attention whores

-generally has the personality of someone who just did 10 lines of cocaine

isfj:

-one sec let me just gather up all of the fake empathy i can muster for this particular situation

-that one kid in class who always has perfect notes

-shudders at the thought of… a… creative… thought….

-falls in love with an estp approximately every 23 seconds

-hi i’m karen, i’m 34, i love my family, cupcake baking, helping people of course until it interferes with my own personal comfort haha, christmas decorations, room layouts,

-probably has a studyblr

estj:

-your angry boss

-probably cyberbullies children on the internet 

-has an emotional breakdown when they don’t win classroom jeopardy 

-*googles* who is bernie sanders and why do i want him dead

-organizes your shit for you, regrets it later

-dead inside

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Earthbenders: ISTJ, ISFJ, ISTP, ESFJ

Firebenders: ESTP, ENTJ, ESTJ, ESFP

Waterbenders: INFJ, INTJ, ENTP, ENFJ, 

Airbenders: INTP, ISFP, INFP, ENFP

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MBTI LIST #09: CONTRARY TYPES, ASPECTS AND NAMES

ISTJ (Ti-Si-Ne-Fe): Responsible + Pessimistic = The Skeptic ENFP (Ne-Fe-Ti-Si): Optimistic + Irresponsible = The Believer

INTJ (Ti-Ni-Se-Fe): Conceptual + Tight = The Investor ESFP (Se-Fe-Ti-Ni): Generous + Careless = The Prodigal

ISFJ (Fi-Si-Ne-Te): Loyal + Common = The Angel ENTP (Ne-Te-Fi-Si): Inventive + Disloyal = The Devil

INFJ (Fi-Ni-Se-Te): Idealistic + Forced = The Narrator ESTP (Se-Te-Fi-Ni): Spontaneous + Scoffing = The Joker

ISTP (Si-Ti-Fe-Ne): Pragmatic + Questionable = The Rebel ENFJ (Fe-Ne-Si-Ti): Persuasive + Wasteful = The Leader

ISFP (Si-Fi-Te-Ne): Gentle + Submissive = The Peacemaker ENTJ (Te-Ne-Si-Fi): Commanding + Ruthless = The Warrior

INTP (Ni-Ti-Fe-Se): Independent + Disturbing = The Alien ESFJ (Fe-Se-Ni-Ti): Harmonizing + Obsequious = The Citizen

INFP (Ni-Fi-Te-Se): Contemplative + Reticent = The Spirit ESTJ (Te-Se-Ni-Fi): Hard-Charging + Destructive = The Machine

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Mbti as random cartoon characters:

ENTP: Hilda (Hilda The Series)

ESFJ: Asami Sato (Legend of Korra)

ISFP: Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom)

ESTJ: Lin Beifong (Legend of Korra)

INFJ: Lapis Lazuli (Steven Universe)

ENTJ: Nicole Waterson (The Amazing World of Gumball)

ISTJ: Azula (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

INFP: Adrien Agreste (Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir)

INTJ: Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)

INTP: Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls)

ESFP: Finn the Human (Adventure Time)

ENFJ: Marinette Dupain Cheng (Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir)

ESTP: Gumball Waterson (The Amazing World of Gumball)

ENFP: Aang (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

ISFJ: Flame Princess (Adventure Time)

ISTP: Garnet (Steven Universe)

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ENTP: Why are there so many stereotypical villains? Can't they go with someone new?

INTP: Who would you have in mind?

ENTP: I don't know dude, an INFP for example!

INTP: Oh and what would day do? Drown the world in their own tears?

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leather bird: estj, istp boople snoot: isfj, enfj tiger pony: estp, esfj murder log: entj death floof: infj, enfp sea flap flap: entp, esfp formal chicken: istj, intj trash panda: infp, isfp danger noodle: intp

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ENxPs Growth

All MBTI personality types will become more balanced as they develop their cognitive functions. On the other hand, if the MBTI type does not develop their top cognitive functions well, their inferior functions tend to overrule them. There are fewer tragedies in terms of lost potential of MBTI types than when an ENTP or ENFP does not properly grow their dominant extroverted intuition (Ne) and auxiliary introverted feeling/thinking (Fi/Te). As a result of their top functions weak development and society’s pushing of Introverted Sensing (Si) onto the ENxP, that individual’s growth can become highly inhibited. To explain further, we will look at this from the context of ENxPs growth in their youth.

As teens, ENxPs are dominant extroverted intuitor (Ne) types, where their natural interest is in the possibilities of outcomes. Although this wondrous imagination can be great, it can tend to make them stand out poorly, especially in a population with high percentages of dominant and auxiliary introverted sensors (Si users). The wide range of the Ne can get overwhelming for a majority of self-conscious teens that are looking to fit in by being “normal”, or otherwise adopt to Si standards. For more mature ENxPs, they will be able to successfully navigate the differences between their Ne and Si. However, for most ENxPs, they may find that they will receive intense negative feedback from their peers. This negative feedback can actually end up resulting in an overly aware Si within the ENxP that is still immature and comes out poorly.

The Si will cause the ENxP to restrict their extroverted intuition in situations where that sort of thinking capacity may in fact be appreciated greatly, and cause them to miss out on a number of opportunities as well. The ENxPs that weren’t allowed to be “gushy” ends up conforming to the Si standards, and may enforce those standards onto others, because they themselves have been treated poorly for their dominant Ne use. However, for those who have been allowed to use their Ne in a productive fashion, they tend to be more open-minded to new ideas and vibrant in all aspects of their life to the joy of many around them.

While the lack of inferior functions development can lead to poor results in all MBTI types, not being able to grow properly can be a tragedy with the ENxP. The ENxPs growth depends on the development of their dominant Ni and inferior Si, more so than other types. Thus, it is important to recognize when you may be dealing with an ENxP in their younger years and encourage their natural abilities. Discouraging a young toddler that asks many questions such as “why” over and over can be barring to their potential as well as demeaning a young teen for what may appear to be outlandish ideas.

Because of how the ENFP and ENTP types can have differences within their environments in terms of support, the ENxPs growth leads to the largest differences in what their types can look like. They may come off as an overly strict authoritarian that adheres to societal expectations in unnatural ways (unlike an ESFJ/ESTJ with tertiary extroverted intuition which will ease them up from time to time) or an open-minded, vibrant force of good that spreads joy and cheer to the rest of the world with their enthusiasm for life.

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what first comes to my mind when i think about the mbti types

INFJ - stars. satin. your favourite playlist repeating over and over. obsession. INFP - wings. the sound of a piano. glass reflecting light. 11:11. long scarves INTJ - perfect structures. rain. skyscrapers. crystals. sarcastic jokes. INTP - blank notebooks. park benches. dusk. smell of newly-cut grass. ENFJ - cocktail dresses, new messages, late night talk, smirks ENFP - clear lake, daisys, glitter, giggle, summer breeze ENTJ - smokings, dawn, maxiskirts, miniature chess boards on a trip ENTP - shorts, infinity, fire, passionate kisses ISFJ - fast sketches of nature, waterfalls, catching your breath after a run ISFP - little poems, art gallerys, gentle touch, cats ISTJ - museums, handwritten postcards, rings, finally understanding something ISTP - 3D, graffiti, black holes, lavender, the atlantic sea ESFJ - fresh scents, holy festival, sun flowers, crowds, first kisses ESFP - road trips, bubblegum, LED signs, soft drinks ESTJ - red docmartens, familiy heirlooms, bright smiles ESTP - new sneakers, smoke, lightning, running through the peaceful forest

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Inferior functions as emotions

When I’m overwhelmed and many negative thoughts and feelings come on the surface, the emotion that controls me the most, is:

Inferior Ni: Confusion about what is really happening, misunderstanding of people’s actions, difficulty to see the effects of a present action to the future

Inferior Ne: Fear of possible changes and new information, trying to multitask because of insecurity but without success, difficulty accepting difference

Inferior Si: Anxiety over things of minor importance, double checking everything and difficulty to recall past experiences in order to achieve something

Inferior Se: Boredom and reduction of physical energy, analyzing every plan without getting to actual work, difficulty in using insights in practical ways

Inferior Ti: Contempt of peoples’ mannerisms and behavior, overly critical on others’ choices and logic, difficulty seeing people’s opinions and reasons

Inferior Te: Anger about people being too incompetent, acting like a mean dictator in order to prove self-worth, difficulty believing in self and others

Inferior Fi: Vulnerability and emotional weakness, crisis about morals, feelings of powerlessness, difficulty accepting faults and emotions

Inferior Fe: Embarrassment about personal feelings, clueless about how others feel, social awkwardness and difficulty adapting in groups and restricted norms

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chart template: @snubberdoodle

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MBTI Statistics

Have you ever been bored on a Tuesday evening just sitting around and thinking to yourself, “Boy, I sure wish I had a shit ton of random MBTI-related charts, statistics, and surveys to look at”? SAY NO MORE, FAM. I have compiled here for you today the world’s finest assortment of completely useless MBTI-related data, all for your viewing (and procrastinating) pleasure. Enjoy!

1. MBTI by gender distribution 

2. MBTI by sexual orientation

3. MBTI by political affiliation

4. MBTI by Hogwarts House

5. MBTI by zodiac sign

6. MBTI by household income

7. MBTI by percentage of males per type

8. A random assortment of MBTI statistics

9. MBTI by enneagram correlation

10. MBTI by alignment

11.  MBTI by intellectual giftedness

12. MBTI and whatever this is

13. MBTI by type compatibility

14. MBTI by type of abuse survivors

15. MBTI types of stay-at-home parents

16. MBTI type of polled therapists

17. MBTI type of librarians

18. MBTI type by unemployment status

19. MBTI type by instinctual variant

20. MBTI type by correlation to psychopathy

21. MBTI by happiness level

22. MBTI by temperament

23. MBTI by philosophical alignment

Enjoy, data hogs!

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mbti types as people I’ve met

entp:

probably invented multitasking

really awkward social butterfly

the kind of person that watches 10 series at the same fucking time

cute nerd

can be suprisingly stubborn

isfj:

either a hufflepuff or a slytherin

*has cheated on a test once and never did it again because they felt so bad about it* 

phlegmatic

so many gay ships

you know you fucked up when they’re really angry at you

estp:

the most chill person you’ll ever meet

looks flawless even when they’re not trying

“I am the best” - they’re goddamn right

softie on the inside

basically Tony Stark

infj:

pretty awkward for someone with auxiliary fe

kind of bitter and done with life

intense stare

they go from “nice to meet you” to “your parents were abusive which resulted in you having no confidence in your abilities” real fast

they have more secrets than I have daily thoughts about killing myself and that is impressive

intp:

more intelligent than most people give them credit for

actual sinnamon roll

you’re dead the second they start scheming against you

they secretly crave affection

likes to tease their friends

estj:

damn they really do like screaming at other people when they’re pissed

really good at telling stories

even better at organizing parties

genuinely wants to help you

don’t really give a fuck about rules

esfj:

pretty shy at first

have a hard time with reserved people

a bitch for gossip

respected by most people, even the ones who dislike them

stubborn as shit

entj:

it doesn’t matter what you’re good at, there’s always an entj who’s better at it

the mentor who doesn’t die

they will crush you if you cross a line

pretty laidback and chill actually

as stable as a rock

istj:

aren’t appreciated enough

they all have that secret inner Eddard Stark inside them

loyal to a fault

cinnamon roll

tough love

enfj:

charismatic af

they will tell you about their whole life in a subtle way even when though you did not ask

kind of clingy if they like you

loves going to parties

always perceptive about everyone but themselves

infp:

social justice warrior

kind of self destructive

full of love and hatred at the same time

they need to chill

“animals are better than people”

istp:

weird main character

probably smokes weed

that person who comes up with a plan that makes no sense whatsoever

I question their sanity every once in a while

deep and philosophical

isfp:

lowkey badass

probably artistic or good in sports

would probably punch you if you’re an asshole

Fi doms generally need to chill tbh

means well but handles stuff the wrong way sometimes

esfp:

can be so troublesome if unhealthy

”I will do what I want, mom!”

always played outside as a kid

probably feels like the world treated them the wrong way

kinda hot though?

intj:

aren’t interested in many things, but when they are, then they’re really passionate about it

world domination is an actual goal

“I don’t need to feel in order to understand”

they will judge you for every irrational thing you do

sighs about your stupidity, but helps you anyway

enfp:

argued with their teacher at least once

sassy and funny

don’t know what to do with their life

can lash out on their loved ones if hurt

good at making friends

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things about the types that don't get mentioned enough

estj: will go out of their way to make sure you are supported emotionally as well as physically

istj: has some of the best and funniest sarcasm you will ever hear

esfj: has a deep-rooted sense of adventure and embraces new experiences

isfj: will constantly surprise you with how creative and resourceful they are

estp: will never back down from defending what they believe is right

istp: care deeply about everyone's well-being, even if they mask it behind a guise of nonchalance

esfp: has laser focus on the things and people they deem most important to them

isfp: are unflinchingly loyal and devoted to the people they care about

entj: has some of the best and most well-timed humor you'll ever hear

intj: embrace their creative side as well as their logical side

entp: are always (ALWAYS) ready to cheer their loved ones up with a well-timed joke

intp: have an incredibly strong internal idea of right and wrong about the topics that matter most to them

enfj: are unafraid to stand up when they know what everyone needs (even if it means forgoing the coddling)

infj: are intellects at heart and crave the pursuit of knowledge

enfp: will stay up until three am discussing about the complex mysteries of the universe with you

infp: are as sharply analytical as they are emotionally aware and empathetic

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INTP is a Robot

ENFP: Hey, INTP! If I died, like right now, would you be sad? INTP: uhh… INTP: *Downloading Lie* INTP: *Installing Lie* INTP: *The following error has occurred: cannot bring self to lie about actually giving a shit* INTP: ummm…. ENFP: Oh no, she’s hesitating INTP: *Importing backup-excuse-204* INTP: *Installing backup-excuse-204* INTP: Well, it’s hard to know how one would react in any extreme situation until after it happens… so unless you are literally going to die right now, I don’t know how I would feel about it ENFP: Fair enough