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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

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The dark urge and young lady Orin

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like on the one hand i have all these high-falutin’ half-baked Notions about like why the jonathan/mina of it all is so wildly uninteresting to dracula adaptors and what’s going on with gender there and yadda yadda. but i also want to be clear that everything about jonathan/mina is so, so hot to me. like just wildly, insanely sexy. among the most erotically compelling fictional narratives i have ever come across in print. and i have an absolutely base and selfish and horny desire for more people, such as i’m just saying people with HBO miniseries money, to get on board with the mindblowing hotness of this thing i think is hot.

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Act 2 after the Orthon be like

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i love you sympathetic monsters i love you terrifying creatures who can be soft i love you monstrosities who survive to tell the story i love you narratives who refuse to kill the horrific i love you characters who are kind to the horrors i love you

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i like Raphael bg3 but unfortunately i dont think its for the same reasons anyone else does. he swoops in so fucking confident like "hello my baby mice (/derogatory) you wish you could kill me. you fucking wish. anyway sell me your soul or die in an unsexy tentacle explosion."

and then he sort of follows you around for like 3 acts. all quiet. spying on u. hoping youll call him. waiting by the phone. and then when you finally do run into him hes like "haha so, you miserable worms (/derogatory), have you considered i can save you and i have this really cool donkey kong hammer you want? sell me this insanely OP crown and ill give it to you. please. haha it isnt like i need you or anything, baka."

and then you break into raphaels house. hes cucked bc his girl Hope wont get with him, and she looks at you for 2 seconds and decides youre it instead. you run into his sidepiece, who is literally just a horny mirror of himself, and you can either kill or fuck the horny mirror of himself. the pathetic horny mirror of himself will absolutely tell you raphael is shit at sex. you lie to raphaels librarian, kill all his guys, rob his house, break out his girl, steal his head henchman to your side, and then fucking kill him. youre like, four sadboy adventurers with worms in your brains and you were level one like two weeks ago, and you straight up obliterate raphael and leave his house to his angry girlfriend in the will. you steal his fucking diaries. and you dont even die in an unsexy tentacle explosion.

raphael is trying so hard to be cool and hes absolutely not. he sings his little song and stalks around the shadows, but hes so uncool i think im a little obsessed actually.

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The most important comment in this whole mess

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Has this been done yet or

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Boo will not have you embarrassing him in front of his friends - so you ought to know the rest of the company you keep.

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When the netherese orb in your chest ruins your love life for a SECOND time 🤣

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Maximus!!

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Aaron Moten as Maximus Fallout (2024 – )

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Maximus is such a failboy goober and it's hilarious.

He is just a kid fucking around with power armor, which he has no idea how to use. He at no point does anything impressive in the armor, but he does all the dumb bullshit you'd do if you got power armor. He has every advantage and fucks it up everytime.

Except he is somewhat competent outside the armor. He handles the guys who took his armor, and the fiends, pretty well. His armor is honestly more of a detriment than anything.

Yet he is sooooo fucking sad he has to give up his fun new toy and its great.

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[What are you?] Oh, I'm you, sweetie. You just give it a little time.

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Ella Purnell as Lucy MacLean - Every Single 'Okey-Dokey!' Fallout (2024)