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My little bebby Council.

#[ SCREAMS ]#;ooc

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❝Absolutely not! I will Have you know-❞

She halted. Maker, she hated when other people were right.

❝...I suppose working with nobles as much as I do can prolong that mindset.❞

Calpernia removes her hand and tsks.

❝The Commander is not my concern right now. You’re the one that just hit their head, here, not him.❞

❝I have a terrible feeling you’re more preoccupied with things going well for everyone else, that you tend to forget your own needs, Josephine.❞

#twicebound

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❝...Oh. Of course...It’s no trouble...❞

She reassured, lying through a grimace. She hesitantly eyed the wound, checking if there was blood flow.

❝Well. Your body took that rather well. You definitely didn’t bleed as much as I would have.❞

“You’re saying this was an accident?”

“Dude thought I was trying to take his chick. Can you just get the fork out of my shoulder?”

#kaxras

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❝It helps, though I think you can stop now. I don’t want to be burned form the cold.❞

❝Also, I do take care of myself. Normally. ... Have you seen Cullen? He’s hardly present in conversation, he is so sleepy. I’d go as far to think that he hits his face on desks more than I.❞

❝Then perhaps you should consider getting some rest, Lady Montilyet. Then you wouldn’t be making such clumsy mistakes.❞

❝Is this helping at all? I’d hate to have my hand on your face for nothing.❞

#twicebound

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ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*

*Slaps you*

*Kisses you on the lips*

*Bites your lip*

*Rubs your shoulders*

*Dumps ice water over your head*

*Winks at you*

*Flips hair at you*

*Throws a ball of paper towards you*

*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*

*Slams the door shut behind you*

*Storms out of the room*

*Wraps my arms around you from behind*

*Kisses your neck*

*Nibbles on your earlobe*

*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*

*Strokes your hair*

*Caresses your cheek*

*Holds you in my arms*

QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION

“You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”

“I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”

“I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”

“Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”

“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”

“Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”

"If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”

“Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”

*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”

QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION

"I’m sorry, have we met before?”

“I don’t know you, but thanks.”

“You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”

“We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”

“Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”

“It’s none of your business. We just met.”

“Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”

"I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”

“Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”

QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION

“Did you get that email I sent you last night?”

“No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”

"I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”

“I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”

“I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”

“You know, most people watch porn at home.”

“Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”

“Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”

“If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”

“You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”

QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION

“Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”

"We lost the playoffs.”

“The girls team beat the boys!”

“I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”

“Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”

“I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”

“She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”

“She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”

“I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”

“Being a freshman sucks.”

“I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”

“She/he told me they were a junior!”

“Why are those freshmen staring at you?”

“Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”

“How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”

“Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”

"I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”

“I definitely failed that test.”

“I got an A on my essay!”

QUOTES - SASS EDITION

“Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”

“I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”

“Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”

"I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”

“What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”

“Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”

“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”

“At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”

QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION

“You know I’m right! I’m always right!”

"Shut up. Just shut up!”

“I don’t need to listen to this.”

“You’re lying.”

“I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”

“I can’t look at you.”

“Don’t fucking touch me.”

“If you say one more word, I swear…”

“Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”

“What’s wrong with you?”

“Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”

“You must be crazy.”

“I’m not backing down.”

"You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”

“What’s your issue?”

"You make me so angry.”

"This has nothing to do with you.”

QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION

"And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”

“I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”

“I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”

"You’re the one that I want.”

“I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”

"Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”

“I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”

“I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”

“I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”

"I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”

“Please, don’t leave me.”

“I need you more than you will ever know.”

“I love you more than I could ever express in words.”

QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION

*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*

“I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”

“I brought vodka and ice cream.”

“You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”

“I can’t believe you went without me!”

“I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”

“I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”

“I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”

“Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”

TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION

[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?

[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.

[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.

[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.

[TEXT] Do you even love me?

[TEXT] What happened to us?

[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.

[TEXT] IM26C4U.

[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.

[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.

[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.

[TEXT] I still love you.

[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.

TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION

[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.

[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.

[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??

[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.

[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!

a really long, but categorized, ask meme

#long post //#[ pls ]

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❝Right! Sorry! Here we go.... Maker. Okay.❞

She briskly inhaled, gripping the handle even tighter.

❝O-one, two, ehhh!❞

The “three” of the count turned more into a whimper/grunt, partly because extracting the fork was difficult, and partly because she was queasy. Her fingers lightly coated in blood, Josephine let the fork drop to the floor.

❝Done! It’s done. I did it. There.❞

“You’re saying this was an accident?”

“Dude thought I was trying to take his chick. Can you just get the fork out of my shoulder?”

#kaxras #[ proud of u josie ]

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❝That is not an odd request. In fact, your asking brings me hope. Trying to become friends with Cassandra, or Leliana? That took much more work than I had imagined. Leliana and I are friends now, I would say. Though Cassandra can still remain a little closed up. Cullen can be the same way, on occasion. I found that it simply takes time. I was frustrated for a short while, but after some patience, it felt like we could all communicate like people.❞

A small smile forms on her lips as Josephine keeps her company, slumping forward to rest her chin into her palm.

“ Very much so, indeed. I – prefer to be friends with those who I rely upon. That’s not to say we are not all friends, of course, but… I wish to know you. All of course. I find it difficult to coexist otherwise. ”

#clanculum

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❝Yes, I am aware of this. I will see that it gets done. Definitely.❞

It all sounded the same. One nobleman after another, smugly stepping into the circle that surrounded Josephine to pipe up with some obscure request or complaint. On any given day, this was just the usual. But this day in particular, Josie found herself with a shorter fuse than normal. Silently, she prayed for some distraction to get her out of the hellish room for a moment. Unexpectedly, that distraction came soon after.

❝Maker.❞

She muttered, whipping her head to the direction of the doorway as the sound of a shattering glass jar echoed from the outside courtyard to the indoors. Without missing a beat, Josephine trotted (she would sprint if her outfit allowed her to do so) to the source of the ruckus. Before she arrived, even more chaos had ensued.

A flurry of pastel-colored poofy skirts and masks swirled around her as she feverishly tried to source the obstruction, though the cacophony made thinking clearly a difficult task.

❝Everybody, please. Try and remain- Eeek!❞

A bee (that appeared to be as full of insect rage as possible) had swooped angrily around Josie’s face. Immediately, the true perpetrator of the scene was known.

❝… Sera.❞

Sera tests the weight of the jar in her hand, tossing it up and down again, feeling it buzz against her hand. She grins down at the group of rich idiots droning on in the garden, safe from her perch on the battlements.

Her fingers tap on the jar thoughtlessly. Ser Morris’s learned by now not to question the shite Sera asks for, and the oversized jar of bees was no different. Hopefully knows better than to rat her out too. Who wouldn’t wanna see a bunch of nobles running like a bunch of idiots from some bees anyway? All good fun, and Sera’s sure the servants that’ve been following around those tits all day will like it too. She doesn’t have too much time. Josie’d been called inside for one issue or another–probably some other huffy noble arse, so she can toss it without hitting the woman. After all, Josie was knocking those pricks down a few pegs too, in her own boring way.

With that thought, Sera raises her arm and lobs the jar right into the bushes next to the group. The sound glass breaking barely reaches her ears, but the answering angry buzz is loud. The nobles scramble to their feet, starting to yell.

She cackles, hands clutching her stomach as the idiots start to run, huge swarm following them. From her place, she can see a few servants standing in the corner of the garden, trying to hold back grins at the sight.

Worth it.

#quiveroffriends #[ don't worry about it! it's totally fine! ]

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