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Mutt, however, always has his own idea...

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anyway..... <-full version here ob sky .... and here on gdrive

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Sylveon and Espeon ko-fi doodle for crystaloregarden! 🩷💜

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And some progress on this WIP...

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devil's den you will always be (in)famous to me

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what are you implying here, sir?

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hans: henry i want you to know i care about you.... even if I don't always show it :( because of feudalism :(

hans, two minutes ago: --and then I'm going to build you a BIG BIG castle and make you the boss of the castle and i'll give you two estates and I'll build you a little blacksmith habitat in the castle and everyone's going to write ballads about you and sing them forever and ever. here i got you this bow and these spurs and i made a chew toy for your fucking disgusting dog whom i really don't mind i swear. i don't like your clothes, i want you to wear mine instead, no it has to be MY clothes it's very important for various reasons. and henry? don't text sam back okay. okay? obviously you're coming with me to every event, also carry this shield with my colors because it's critical that people know you & me go together. your bed is like all the way downstairs that's super far you can just sleep in my room with me it's fine. here's my keys in case you want to just like come over anytime. if anything happened to you i'd kill myself. henry are you listening. henry do you need money

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bird bath

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Hans talking about Henry's cock nonstop for 2 games and now! finally! Henry talking about Hans' cock for once

ok Henry. how do you know how Hans holds his cock though ..?

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Loyal dog

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KCD Memes

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Moments in between

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Hans 🙄

Small sequel to Henry's moment of Astronomic Existential Crisis

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The convo you can have with Hans at Suchdol right after the Von Bergow interrogation about why Hans is so annoyed with Samuel is so fascinating. Options 1, 2 and 4 lead to absolute gold (transcribed below).

1) "Well we are brothers in a way"

Henry: "He is the closest thing to a brother that I've got."

Hans: "You don't even share any blood. Even I could be your brother in that case."

Henry: "A nobleman and a dung-grubber? Brothers? Impossible."

Hans: "All right then, but try to understand he simply went too far. Von Bergow will remember that as well."

-> reputation loss (👀)

2) "What's bothering you about Sam so much?"

Henry: "What's bothering you about Sam so much? You're badmouthing him all the time."

Hans: "He's simply doing everything in his power to piss us off. He does whatever he wants, doesn't listen to orders, sticks his nose into everything. And if someone stops him from doing something completely moronic, he goes mad."

Henry: *laughs*

Hans: *laughs* "Yeah, well, maybe you two really are related."

3) "I'll keep an eye on him."

Henry: "Don't worry, I'll keep an eye on him."

Hans: "You really should. If we're to make it out of the Italian Court alive, you've got to keep him in line."

Henry: "You're forgetting Samuel is not the only hell-raiser in our band. I can keep an eye on him, but what about the likes of Adder?"

Hans: "Don't even get me started..."

(This one is funny considering what actually happens at the Italian Court)

4) "He just doesn't know the ways of the nobility."

Henry: "He simply doesn't know the ways of the nobility. That's a whole new world to him."

Hans: "You also didn't know any of that when you came to Rattay. But at least you didn't want to stick a knife in anyone."

Henry: *laughs* "If that's what you think..."

Hans: *laughs* "All right, I admit I might have deserved it back then."

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The first option, where Henry emphasises his closeness to Sam and then brings up how the class difference between him and Hans could never make them brothers, seems to be the 'worst' option and leads to reputation loss. I think it's because Hans is hurt by Henry distancing himself like that. He's also jealous of how it puts Henry that much closer to Samuel, like his place in Henry's heart is being usurped.

In the second option Hans just starts listing behaviour that's very Henry-core, and they both realise it. Ofc Hans likes those things about Henry because he likes Henry. Sam isn't quite that lucky lol. They share an inside joke and it's pretty cute. Bonding!

Third option is neutral.

Fourth option is really something though! Hans just straight up admitting he was such an asshole to Henry (and in general) at the start of KCD 1 he may have deserved to be knifed for it (hyperbole ofc but it's the thought that counts)? Amazing. That's character development, baby!*

*ok ok this is also coming from a place of low self-esteem and self-doubt, and we know he's been capable of admitting he was in the wrong since the hunting trip. Still, I doubt he would be admitting something like that so freely to anyone else. He did admit to Hanush and Radzig that *he* fucked up everything after he was freed from Maleshov, but that's not quite the same as admitting your past self was an asshole who probably deserved to get smacked around a bit (lovingly, and by the right person).

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still makes me chuckle how quickly hans changes his tune about henry after the hunting trip

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doodles!