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FACT

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Shocking: Texan anti-masker becomes trans after catching coronavirus from anti-mask friends.

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things that happen when you make eye contact with an autistic person:

- their lazers activate

- the killer gets you

- the enderman instinct

- they turn into a flock of ravens and disperse

- you catch the autism

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Common Dinosaur Mistakes

you know the "bunny hands" pose everyone does to indicate t. rex? with the hands folded down, palms facing the chest? yeah. almost no dinosaurs could do that. it would break their wrists. only one unique group evolved to do that, which doesn't include any of the Jurassic Park dinosaurs. the term for this is "pronation" and actually the vast majority of land vertebrates can't do it. mammals can. mammals are weird.

not a single dinosaur has claws on their fourth or fifth fingers. not a single one. not even if they're quadrupedal.

most dinosaurs have very stiff tails and can't wiggle them around like a lizard tail. the tails were stiff for balance.

the "tongue flick" thing that lizards do is a lizard thing. dinosaurs wouldn't have done that. they don't do that today (birds, birds don't do that)

"nonavian" dinosaurs with feathered wings had them like birds. they covered the hands. and attached to the hands. stop giving Velociraptor hands. it had wings. and very big ones, too, based on Zhenyuanlong.

dinosaurs with scales don't have lizard scales. lizard scales are a derived trait found only in lizards. they had scutes similar to those of living birds, but much smaller compared to body size, and often in crazy shapes and patterns. dinosaur scales are super weird tbh

sauropods don't have elephant feet. they handled the problem of size in a much weirder way: instead of spreading out the weight, they turned their feet into columns. like pillars. some of the biggest species didn't have any fingers, their front limbs just. end. for maximum column support.

dinosaurs were chonky. you could not see the bones like a silhouette under the skin. some might have been skinnier and some of the features of the bones would be somewhat like with skinny bird legs, but most of the time? no. so stop making the holes in their skulls visible on the outside like damn. jurassic park/world is the biggest offender for this one.

the whole unique feature of dinosaurs is having their legs DIRECTLY under their bodies. they do not sprawl. I can't believe I have to say that, but I do.

hadrosaur (duck-billed dinosaur) front feet were hooves. like, seriously, hooves. not little flippers. not three fingered hands. hooves.

I reserve the right to add more to this post as I think of things.

other people can too, but just research before you do.

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actually, i cause autism. i spread it. i am the typhoid mary of autism

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The NYPD have an annual secret meeting behind Uncle Paul’s Pizza where they slaughter racoons and have group masturbation sessions whilst worshipping Satan.

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the male is venomous

its hide is used in Aboriginal metalwork

it produces a chemical from special glands under its armpits called  distearoyl-sn-glycero-3-phosphocholine to attract mates but causes paralysis in small mammals

they can detect electromagnetic fields like a shark

This cute platypus 

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I tried.

Again.

Misinformation is also a virus and our country is just as infected with it as it is with COVID-19.

Bunk thinks he is perfectly innocent publicly posting his bad information. That he is not harming anyone. But he has influence over his loved ones and his friends and maybe even strangers that see his nonsense.

He is a potential superspreader of misinformation.

And that is dangerous.

It’s clear he did almost no research. It’s clear he is basing his opinions on scraps of information he heard god knows where. And yet he speaks with authority and freely spreads his thoughts without a care that what he says is actually true.

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actually, i cause autism. i spread it. i am the typhoid mary of autism

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Fact

Feminism therefore autism because misogynistic patriarchy big pharma conspiracy the sheeple masses to see the truth of the self-diagnosed depression cishitscum monopoly.

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Turns out Jenny McCarthy was misreading her notes. It’s “anti-FAX”. She hates fax machines guys, it’s fax machines that cause autism, go and vaccinate your children please.

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Anonymous said: I know I’ve only skimmed through your post to interpret it entirely in bad faith but here’s why you’re a dumbass (1/24)

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Are you suggesting I feed poison to my children???

Which branch of Big Pharma do you work for? What’s your badge number? I will report you to the Vaccine Resistance Movement!!

Fact

Even organically produced apples contain arsenic. Some autistic people eat apples.

Conclusion: apples cause autism.