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seems a little unfair that I’ll never have my portrait made by John Singer Sargent. I would have been really good at it. there’d be just a hint of canny amusement in my gaze toward the viewer and everything
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literally half the reason i tag stuff on here is so i can go back and browse my own blog. i am my blog’s #1 fan
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i'm staging for a line cook position on thursday‼️
#the siren call of the service industry got me again#this will be my first boh position tho and i'm so excited#i'm not leaving my current job atm#just adding this on part time#anyway yippeeee#antlerknives.txt
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Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?
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my favorite thing about the west coast is that they make you smoke weed out of a shell from a large carnivorous sea snail. like the kind a mermaid would use
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youve heard of 'california sober'.. get ready for 'portland monogamous'
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